1 definition by the alpha ogre-lord
The name you give the fetus when you get your math teacher pregnant and give her an abortion with a protractor
"Mrs Mays: have you got it?"
"Jimmy: yeah, I've got it but I'm keeping it and calling it Matheson"
"Mrs Mays: your really fucked in the head"
"Jimmy: yeah, I've got it but I'm keeping it and calling it Matheson"
"Mrs Mays: your really fucked in the head"
by the alpha ogre-lord September 24, 2014