2 definitions by thatoneguywhocheckedyouout ha

Top Definition
Not having a fetish for any living or nonliving thing besides a stapler, or in some cases a fetish of the Mr. Peanut man
I swear tom, everytime you talk to me about you "stasexual" crap i gag in my mouth
by thatoneguywhocheckedyouout ha August 03, 2010
Pretending to cum in your pants to get out of trouble from doing a bad deed
"Hey WTF man!? Why didnt you tell me you were going out with my ex girlfriend?"

"Oh man im sorry i just cummed in my pants for no sexual reason looks like i cant get my ass beaten by you"

(mumbles) "I dont need to put up with his Shmizzing
by thatoneguywhocheckedyouout ha August 03, 2010

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