2 definitions by that-really-white-white-person
A name commonly given to white women at birth. Made more popular recently after the birth of England’s Prince Charlotte. Daughter of Wills and Kate, granddaughter to the Middletons, future King Charles and Princess Diana.
The name Charlotte is a European female version of the name Charlot and originally meant ‘free man’ or ‘petite’.
Charlotte’s are often thought of as white, middle/upper class, blonde/brunette, confident, beautiful, marriage material, intelligent, pyshically fit, tall and gifted in the creative arts. Many go on to become famous actors, singers, dancers, artists, illustrators, directors, writers, authors or end up as a Princess through birth or marrying a Prince.
The name Charlotte is a European female version of the name Charlot and originally meant ‘free man’ or ‘petite’.
Charlotte’s are often thought of as white, middle/upper class, blonde/brunette, confident, beautiful, marriage material, intelligent, pyshically fit, tall and gifted in the creative arts. Many go on to become famous actors, singers, dancers, artists, illustrators, directors, writers, authors or end up as a Princess through birth or marrying a Prince.
Daily Mail: Breaking News! Princess Charlotte wears her diamond encrusted tiara to her private London Nursey school.
Reader: Eh, who gives a shit. Unless her older brother Prince George gets assassinated, becomes gay or decides to not become King, she ain’t ever gonna perch her royal derrière on the throne of England and the Commonwealth.
Royal Fan: Omg! What amazing news maybe I’ll start wearing my plastic crown to work. And who knows, maybe Charlotte will be Queen in the far future ... dun dun dun.
Reader: Eh, who gives a shit. Unless her older brother Prince George gets assassinated, becomes gay or decides to not become King, she ain’t ever gonna perch her royal derrière on the throne of England and the Commonwealth.
Royal Fan: Omg! What amazing news maybe I’ll start wearing my plastic crown to work. And who knows, maybe Charlotte will be Queen in the far future ... dun dun dun.
by that-really-white-white-person December 30, 2019
The blonde child English Princess who is currently fourth in line to the throne of the United Kingdom and Commonwealth countries. After her Grandfather Prince Charles, father Prince William and older brother Prince George are King then she can become Queen. But only if her brother Prince George either passes, abdicates or produces no heirs.
She will also one day inherit immensely large sums of money, land and possibly subjects if she becomes ruler in the far future.
Her friends and family speak of her as being confident, beautiful, intelligent, funny, fast and gifted. The little Princess will get far in life one way or the other. In many ways she already has.
She will also one day inherit immensely large sums of money, land and possibly subjects if she becomes ruler in the far future.
Her friends and family speak of her as being confident, beautiful, intelligent, funny, fast and gifted. The little Princess will get far in life one way or the other. In many ways she already has.
American fan: Omg it’s Princess Charlotte of England, she’s just as beautiful as her grandmother Princess Diana and mother Duchess Kate. Oh my goodness I cant wait for when she’s old enough to have her own fairytale royal wedding. We worship you child!
English fan: Oh look, it’s Princess Charlotte. I’m sure she’ll grow up to be just as splendid or more so as her female ancestors.
English fan: Oh look, it’s Princess Charlotte. I’m sure she’ll grow up to be just as splendid or more so as her female ancestors.
by that-really-white-white-person December 30, 2019