Veryhard to pronounce last name belonging to a gorgeous girl in chattanooga. There are only six of them in the US and they are all her relatives. Derived from Germany. She wants EVERYONE to have a FABULOUS day!
Stranger: your name is crazy whats up with that?
Her: oh i got to pick it when i popped out of the womb...i was just like...hmm what name can i get that will cause mercilessless mispronunciation, mass confusion, and reveal all the uncultured retards of the world?? oh i know! EIGELSBACH!