Definitions by teninchplaya

emmitt smith 

The best Dallas Cowboys running back of all time. No one will ever match up to him, not even Ladamian Tomlinson.

Emmitt Smith had the hottest partner on Dancing With The Stars.

emmitt smith by TenInchPlaya November 18, 2006

H.U.S.T.L.E.R 

Acronym for Haulin' Up Stuff Through Lewd, Enjoyable Rowdiness.

Explains what a H.U.S.T.L.E.R is really about.

H.U.S.T.L.E.R by TenInchPlaya November 17, 2006

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood 

As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood!

guy1: "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
guy2: "As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood!"

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006

maniacal as a box full of kittens 

Term that pretty much speaks for itself; someone who is mellow and not very wild at all, especially when it comes to sex.

I dumped my girlfriend today...let's face it, in bed she was about as maniacal as a box full of kittens.

maniacal as a box full of kittens by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006

mini me 

Dr. Evil's clone who is 1/8 his size. Doesn't say much except for "eeeeeeeeeee" (although one time in a rap song of 'just the two of us' he did say 'YOU AND I' in a very low voice). Has such a big ass dick that Nigel Powers says he can use it as a kickstand. Favorite pastimes include eating chocolate and humping the frickin' laser.

Mini Me (writing): Are you sure you don't have a little clone in you?
Foxxy Cleopatra: Yeah. I'm sure.
Mini Me (writing): Would you like to?

mini me by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006

lawn 

A grassy place in front of my house that you should stay the fuck off of.

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.

lawn by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006

credit card rejected 

When you try to credit card that bitch, but end up getting a bunch of shit on your fingers, after which your partner turns around and slaps the fucking shit out of you.

I wanted to credit card her so bad, but every time I got my hand up close to that ass I got my credit card rejected.

credit card rejected by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006