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Ree

when this syllable is repeated, it resembles the music from the classic movie 'Psycho' when the killer stabs the woman repeatedly while she's in the shower.

Garth from Wayne's World does a perfect example of how this syllable is used comically.
Joe: So did you dump Sally yet?
Jeff: No, why should I?
Joe: *takes knife, stabs sandwich repeatedly* REE! REE! REE!
Jeff: Dude, she's not trying to kill me.
by Tengu August 13, 2007
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Daisy Dukes

Really short cut-off jean shorts that flatter a woman's booty. Popularized by Daisy Dukes from the Dukes of Hazzard TV show, hence the name. Looks best on black women (and petite white women), as they have the premium ass shape. Not recommended for women over 40 unless they have hot bodies.
"Damn man, you see those daisy dukes Monique was wearin' yesterday?"

"I got her outta those Daisy Dukes faster than Superman on 'roids."
by Tengu April 6, 2005
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oni-san

Japanese. Literal Meaning: "Mr. Devil."
Usually used my a male as a means of describing himself as a daredevil, or as cunning, esp. with women.
Oni-san, kocchi de! {i am} Mr. Devil over here!
by Tengu April 1, 2005
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washout

1. to lose control, particularly in a vehicle

2. failure (as in an event, or an individual)

3. West Indian slang: to clean out one's body system by means of a laxative, usually in the form of a tea of some sort.
1. Kimi Raikonnen washed out on the final corner due to his tires being completely shot.

2. That guy's a total washout.
This concert is a total washout.

3. "Boy, yuh poop stink so! Yuh need ah washout!"
by Tengu January 4, 2008
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idiotstick

A stupid person. 'idiot' describes someone that is stupid, but adding '-stick' denotes that the person is as dumb as a stick.
You missed the field goal? an 18-yard attempt?! Fuckin' idiotstick.
by Tengu March 31, 2005
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alert the internet

There are a few situations where one could yell this phrase, but the main thing is to convey sarcasm. For example if someone you know says something that seems utterly useless in a tone where they're trying to sound like it's the news of the year (and it really isn't), then you'd say this phrase in reply. See alert the media.
(instant messenger convo)

Joe: holy shit dude omg i just asked out sally and she said yes *random emoticon* oh man shes so hawt

Jack: ZOMG ALERT THE INTERNET!!!~ lol dude i dont care shes prolly gonna hump u and dump u rofl

Joe: stfu *angry face* ur just jealous cuz u didnt get her u have no balls

Jack: maybe i should alert teh internet that ur a total douche lol
by Tengu October 25, 2006
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deja vu

The feeling that you are doing something that you've already done before. Literal translation "already seen" (from French, deja 'already', vu 'seen'). Apparently it's due to a blip in your brain process which gives you the illusion that you've been somewhere/done something before, and technically, you have - a fraction of a second ago.

However, a common misinterpretation of deja vu is a repeat of a certain event. For example, in an episode of Garfield and Friends (US Acres) Orson perpetually removes the same book (Deja vu: the feeling that you are doing something that you've done before) from a box of books over and over again. This is NOT deja vu; rather, it's an event that doesn't have a forseeable end: an infinite loop, if you will.

If you walk into a room and immediately get the feeling that you've been there before, then that is a case of deja vu.
When i stepped out the door and looked at the sky, i immediately felt like i'd forseen this. wow, deja vu. looks like its going to be a very interesting day...
by Tengu September 26, 2006
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