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epic maneuver

An unintended action that can either result in 1. great success or 2. colossal failure. Made popular by YTMND, it's a fad that is pretty much dead. Most epic maneuvers result in failure, and you'll be remembered for such actions.
Examples of an epic maneuver:

1. You're bowling and you throw the ball, but it results in a 7-10 split. On the next ball, through some miracle, you throw it and you manage to knock both pins over.

2. Let's say you're the QB in a football game. After the snap, when you're poised to throw, your fingers lose grip of the ball and it results in a fumble, which is recovered by the opposing team.
by tengu February 7, 2007
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brainiac

sarcastic. used when denoting someone's lack of intelligence, i.e. they try an idea and it fails miserably.
"Nice Job, brainiac." emphasis must be put on 'brainiac' or else it loses its effectiveness.
by Tengu March 31, 2005
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betrayal

1. to turn on someone you trust, or to have someone do the same to you.
2. team-killing, i.e. in a FPS. More specifically, this is the term used when one team-kills in Halo/Halo 2.
1. i had the worst betrayal the other day, when my best friend whom i thought i trusted stole my girlfriend.

2. Halo announcer: "Lost the lead! BETRAYAL!"
by Tengu October 5, 2006
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porno shoes

similar to fuck me boots, porno shoes are shoes that women wear, typically worn by women in porno flicks. They're usually high-heeled stiletto shoes, or slutty looking platform shoes, or a hybrid of both. Said shoes can be worn anywhere, and can be compounded with short skirts or tight pants/shorts to further convey the 'i want some' signal.
- don't wear those porno shoes to church, all the old ladies are gonna be whispering about you behind your back.

- damn, look at those shoes she has on. Total porno shoes.
by Tengu May 23, 2007
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oni-san

Japanese. Literal Meaning: "Mr. Devil."
Usually used my a male as a means of describing himself as a daredevil, or as cunning, esp. with women.
Oni-san, kocchi de! {i am} Mr. Devil over here!
by Tengu April 1, 2005
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Daisy Dukes

Really short cut-off jean shorts that flatter a woman's booty. Popularized by Daisy Dukes from the Dukes of Hazzard TV show, hence the name. Looks best on black women (and petite white women), as they have the premium ass shape. Not recommended for women over 40 unless they have hot bodies.
"Damn man, you see those daisy dukes Monique was wearin' yesterday?"

"I got her outta those Daisy Dukes faster than Superman on 'roids."
by Tengu April 6, 2005
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headsman

a member of a gang that carries out death sentences.

derived from medieval times, where a headsman would behead criminals or traitors in public executions.

see hitman, executioner
Ser Ilyn Payne AKA The King's Justice was the royal headsman for King Joffrey I Baratheon's court in the 'a song of Ice and Fire' saga.
by Tengu March 7, 2007
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