tengu's definitions

backwater

Somewhere out of the way; in the middle of nowhere; desolate. See boondocks.

"Where the hell are we?"

"I don't know, some backwater hick town. I can't find it on the map."

by Tengu March 22, 2009

washout

1. to lose control, particularly in a vehicle

2. failure (as in an event, or an individual)

3. West Indian slang: to clean out one's body system by means of a laxative, usually in the form of a tea of some sort.

1. Kimi Raikonnen washed out on the final corner due to his tires being completely shot.

2. That guy's a total washout.
This concert is a total washout.

3. "Boy, yuh poop stink so! Yuh need ah washout!"

by Tengu January 4, 2008

idiotstick

A stupid person. 'idiot' describes someone that is stupid, but adding '-stick' denotes that the person is as dumb as a stick.

You missed the field goal? an 18-yard attempt?! Fuckin' idiotstick.

by Tengu March 31, 2005

P

common English slang for 'pence', the sub-monetary unit below the pound.
100p = 1 pound

how much was that candy bar?
about 35p

by Tengu August 23, 2005

Daisy Dukes

Really short cut-off jean shorts that flatter a woman's booty. Popularized by Daisy Dukes from the Dukes of Hazzard TV show, hence the name. Looks best on black women (and petite white women), as they have the premium ass shape. Not recommended for women over 40 unless they have hot bodies.

"Damn man, you see those daisy dukes Monique was wearin' yesterday?"

"I got her outta those Daisy Dukes faster than Superman on 'roids."

by Tengu April 6, 2005

oni-san

Japanese. Literal Meaning: "Mr. Devil."
Usually used my a male as a means of describing himself as a daredevil, or as cunning, esp. with women.

Oni-san, kocchi de! {i am} Mr. Devil over here!

by Tengu April 1, 2005

Ree

when this syllable is repeated, it resembles the music from the classic movie 'Psycho' when the killer stabs the woman repeatedly while she's in the shower.

Garth from Wayne's World does a perfect example of how this syllable is used comically.

Joe: So did you dump Sally yet?
Jeff: No, why should I?
Joe: *takes knife, stabs sandwich repeatedly* REE! REE! REE!
Jeff: Dude, she's not trying to kill me.

by Tengu August 13, 2007