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5 definitions by tendonitis

 
1.
like real charades. except dirty. and more fun. watch your drunk friend act out dirty sanchez or donkey punch. comedy at its best.
caution: often ends up in all out brawls over the rules. even though there are none.
"dude, we were playing xxx charades and rachel had to act out t-bagging. she ended up punching someone in the face."
by tendonitis September 01, 2008
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2.
1.a man who is behaving badly or acting more rude, immature, insensitive, jerky, or anal than usual. deemed eligible for a major bitchslap.
*also known as a douchetard.*

2.counterpart to the female 'dis' cuntcake.

3. a man who is practicing poor personal hygeine for no apparent reason to the point it may result in a "dingleberry of the dick"
"god, it must be his 'time of the month. he is acting like a total fucking dicknugget today"
~or~
"hey dicknugget! put down the video game control... get your lazy ass off the couch and fucking take a shower. your damn taint is starting to smell!!"
by tendonitis September 01, 2008
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3.
A slang term for male genitalia. Usually used in the context of masturbation.
"When my chick won't let me hit it, I just jiggle my glig"
by tendonitis September 01, 2008
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4.
Slang for "jacking off"
"Usually before a big night out, if I think I will score; I spend a little time jiggling the glig"
by tendonitis September 01, 2008
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5.
1. an inflamation of a tendon.

2. a clever and shocking "nickname" to use when introducing a friend at a mexican restaurant. Meant to embarass said friend, confuse the waiter and provide years of future laughter at the thought.
waiter: "welcome to los dos amigos."

you: "hi, i am ryan. this is my girlfriend julia, and this is our friend tendonitis.

waiter: *walks away because he doesn't understand english and now you don't get any fucking tortillas*
by tendonitis September 01, 2008
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