545 definitions by telephony

till

If you've ever worked in retail sales or in some other customer service capacity where you have to handle money (e.g. ring up transactions) such as a convenience store cashier, bartender, grocery store clerk, etc., then you'll know that a till is just another name for a cash register.

Hey Jason, please don't forget to put that $20 bill into the till; you remember what happened the last time that you "forgot"!

by telephony October 15, 2019

gnards

Another name for male testicles (balls, nads, nuts, gonads, etc.)

Look at that video! It shows this guy falling off a fence and landing on his gnards right on the top rail!! OUCH!!!

by telephony September 28, 2015

take a plop

Means the same thing as defecate, leave a shit, take a dump, drop a stool, etc.

John will be here in a short time; he had to go take a plop.

by telephony November 13, 2015

take a plop

Means the same as the phrases, "leave a shit", "take a dump", "drop a stool", "pinch a loaf", etc.

{Husoos}: Hold on there Jesse! I need to take a plop before we hit the bars!

by telephony December 1, 2015

fruiton torpedoes

What Butt-Head calls photon torpedoes (from Star Trek: TNG) in the Beavis and Butt-Head episode, "Dream On".

"Fire the fruiton torpedoes. And like uhh make us go that way."
"Then he looks at Counselor Troi and says, "Hey, baby. I command you to show me your thingies."

by telephony March 18, 2020

squeaker

A fart that comes out of your toilet muscle in such a manner that it emits a high-pitched squeak instead of the usual staccato "fart" noise.

{Julian}: Hey Dominique, what the fuck was that?!?
{Dominique}: Oh that was just Mike letting off a squeaker.

by telephony February 9, 2014

sp.

The most widely-used abbreviation for the word "spelling".

Alright, who uranated in the teapot again? {sp. intentional}

by telephony February 15, 2012