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Simply put: the acronym for Soggy Toliet Paper.
It is *** NOT*** the motor oil additive that makes your car motor run better!
It is *** NOT*** the motor oil additive that makes your car motor run better!
by Telephony June 1, 2015

♫ I've been sitting on the shitbowl ♫
♫ All the live long day ♫
♫ I've been sitting on the shitbowl ♫
♫ Just to waste my time away ♫
♫ Don't you hear the pisser flushing ♫
♫ Sleep in so late in the morn ♫
♫ Can't you hear the restroom attendant yelling ♫
♫ Quick, get an air horn! ♫
♫ All the live long day ♫
♫ I've been sitting on the shitbowl ♫
♫ Just to waste my time away ♫
♫ Don't you hear the pisser flushing ♫
♫ Sleep in so late in the morn ♫
♫ Can't you hear the restroom attendant yelling ♫
♫ Quick, get an air horn! ♫
by Telephony August 6, 2015

That scientist committed first degree lasercide on that poor, defenseless laser just to see how long it would operate at maximum candiosity...er...uh...INTENSITY before it pooped out.
by Telephony November 30, 2010

Simply stated, a sarong worn by a woman on which the garment looks just awful on her.
Used exclusively in written or typed text; it is pronounced the same as sarong.
Used exclusively in written or typed text; it is pronounced the same as sarong.
by Telephony May 22, 2016

A phoney-bologna fictitious fake non-existant breakfast cereal; the label on the lids of some recycling bins clearly show a box of Punky Crisps cereal but I've never heard of it and I don't know where to purchase this product.
You can drop the following items into this bin:
LIFESTYLE magazine
Computer News magazine
MAD magazine
Punky Crisps cereal boxes
TIME magazine
LIFESTYLE magazine
Computer News magazine
MAD magazine
Punky Crisps cereal boxes
TIME magazine
by Telephony July 23, 2014

{Marge}: Hey Virgil, can you be a dear and go get me the pussy cleaner please? My coochie reeks a bit today.
{Virgil}: Sure thing honey, you know I hate it when your flower smells like fish!
{Virgil}: Sure thing honey, you know I hate it when your flower smells like fish!
by Telephony May 6, 2015

The incorrect way to say, "piss in the bed".
After all, you don't say, "piss the toilet" or, "piss the bottle"; you'd say, "piss IN the toilet" or, "piss IN the bottle".
After all, you don't say, "piss the toilet" or, "piss the bottle"; you'd say, "piss IN the toilet" or, "piss IN the bottle".
{Mother} : Jimmy, no more Kool Aid tonight or else you might piss the bed.
{Jimmy}: Mommy, don't you mean I might piss in the bed?
{Jimmy}: Mommy, don't you mean I might piss in the bed?
by Telephony May 3, 2018
