2 definitions by teh 1337 0n3

coca cola

The inferior older brother of pepsi. Often does things before Pepsi, but Pepsi always does it better :)

Dude 1: I'm drinking Coca Cola
Dude 2: Why? Pepsi is so much better

by teh 1337 0n3 November 10, 2004

gary bettman

1. Commisioner of the NHL
2. A greedy, selfish, stuck-up jerk. Must be fired.

Gary Bettman is the worst commisioner of any sport ever.

by teh 1337 0n3 November 12, 2004