Definitions by teh 1337 0n3

gary bettman 

1. Commisioner of the NHL
2. A greedy, selfish, stuck-up jerk. Must be fired.

Gary Bettman is the worst commisioner of any sport ever.

gary bettman by teh 1337 0n3 November 12, 2004

coca cola 

The inferior older brother of pepsi. Often does things before Pepsi, but Pepsi always does it better :)

Dude 1: I'm drinking Coca Cola
Dude 2: Why? Pepsi is so much better

coca cola by teh 1337 0n3 November 10, 2004