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A southern Alberta municipality, built around a natural lake, and known for its recreational activities, which are enjoyed year-round. Chestermere is a small city full of lake-side parks, boating, beaches, skating, snowmobiling, and much more, located very close to the large city of Calgary. It contains plenty of nice people, and a bad driver, every now and then, which people like to complain about too much on social media, mixing small town personality with modern tools. It has its growing pains, but overall, it is an incredible place for all kinds families and people to live.
Bruno: Dude, it’s insane af to have a boat in Calgary.
Drake: Nah, man, Chestermere is right there.

Tegan: I saw a guy vaping in Chestermere, you know, at the Tim Hortons across the street from Tim Hortons.
Sara: Duh, Tegan, I saw a guy vaping in every city. No clue why I hang out with you outside of work.
by technicallyeverywhere August 24, 2018
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