Definitions by teaspoon

goofson 

A stupid ass white boy who mooches kronic, hash, beers, shots and ciggarettes. he is a son.

BEN : Hey can i grab as smoke

spencer : quit bein a goofson!

goofson by teaspoon September 25, 2012

goofbitch 

A sonhead who pisses off the group for being a megason in public. He also trys to steal weed from his buddies.

Brad! put that nug back you goofbitch!

goofbitch by teaspoon September 25, 2012

ponyson 

When the ponyboy of the group is being a sonhead. He will try and bum smokes, ask who needs a boot and then expects them to drink him up, and always ask people with more weed then him to match.

Hey, ponyson! i dont need a fuckin boot!

ponyson by teaspoon September 25, 2012

whole package 

person possessing excellent qualities

Surber is one bad mamma jamma he is the whole package.

whole package by Teaspoon August 28, 2006