3 definitions by teachmrj
An event with a 2% chance of happening, or any event which is rare or unlikely to occur.
Can be shortened to just milk, which may also be used for anything that's 2%. See also: milk charge
Note to the reader: Anything less likely but still possible is skim, and nobody evens wants to deal with that; untouchable (in a bad sense).
Can be shortened to just milk, which may also be used for anything that's 2%. See also: milk charge
Note to the reader: Anything less likely but still possible is skim, and nobody evens wants to deal with that; untouchable (in a bad sense).
Andrew: My boy is dead set on having his wedding outside next month. You think it's gonna rain??
Trace: Nah man, milk chance in August.
Stacy: What are the odds we get a bite to eat sometime?
You: Milk chance!
Trace: Nah man, milk chance in August.
Stacy: What are the odds we get a bite to eat sometime?
You: Milk chance!
by teachmrj June 21, 2019
Anything viewed as extremely boring or awful to endure. Often pronounced "shlow butter" for extra effect or good measure.
Student 1: Man, you sit through class yet today? Teacher had us taking notes the whole time.
Student 2: You mean "slept" through class today... that was slow butter!
Student 1: (in agreement) Shlowwww butter!
Student 2: You mean "slept" through class today... that was slow butter!
Student 1: (in agreement) Shlowwww butter!
by teachmrj February 19, 2019
When your phone is on 2% battery life.
See also: milk chance
Note to the reader: a 1% charge is referred to as skim, and it's as good as dead to you; don't even mess with it.
See also: milk chance
Note to the reader: a 1% charge is referred to as skim, and it's as good as dead to you; don't even mess with it.
Tim: You got the time?
Dean: *checks phone* yeah man, it's 2:35-DANGGG son my phone on milk charge!! Already? I haven't even been on it today!
Jose: Can anybody look somethin up for me? My phone's on skim rn!
Dean: *checks phone* yeah man, it's 2:35-DANGGG son my phone on milk charge!! Already? I haven't even been on it today!
Jose: Can anybody look somethin up for me? My phone's on skim rn!
by teachmrj June 21, 2019