a rare jungle disease extracted by monkeys. Once your infected grow hot pink pubs on your face.
"THERES PEOPLE ON THE STREET GETTIN DISEASES FROM MONKEYS...YA THATS WHAT I SAID THERE GETTIN DISEASES FROM MONKEYS..now theres junkys with monkeys diseas whos touching these monkeys..PUH-LEASE leave these POOR SICK monkeys alone they have problems enough as it IS!"
^FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS
Sick you have MEEGS! Stop touching monkeys you perv...