taylor's definitions

Spitch

a bitch ass mexican

You fuckin spitch, go eat a burrito..
ie:Phil

by Taylor May 6, 2003

cryptoid

a cryptoid is something that desribes a monster you don't know. like, if you don't know what kind of monster it is, it's obviously a cryptoid.

Ah, shit son. Look at that fucking cryptoid under my bed.

by Taylor March 7, 2005

Debs

Once in a millenium a woman is born who is both beautiful and fun to tickle under a shady tree. The person I am talking about is of course the most eligible bachelorette in the Northern Hemisphere. A woman of both grace and Christian morals, she is held in the highest regard worldwide. She certainly is the human race's finest being.

When Debs walked onto the baseball field in her skimpy outfit, I creamed my pants.

by Taylor July 6, 2003

shity num nums

When your ass cheeks get coverd in shit from your ass getting worn out and it stays open and the shit falls out into you underwear or boxers.

My shity num nums make my ass sore and stain it brown.

by Taylor January 8, 2005

smish

adj. synonym for cool

My new converse are so smish.

by taylor December 31, 2004

Wafrican American

A caucasian who is acting like an african american... a.k.a. a wafrican american

Yo man, what is up with you and that wafrican american?

by Taylor March 10, 2005

ville valo

he is the hottest guy ever!he is the lead singer of the best band in the world. his eyes are the most sexy green eyes i have ever seen and his lips are also the hottest lips i have evr seen too. oh, and did i mention he is the hottest guy on ever!

ville valo is a sexy beast.

by Taylor January 28, 2005