taylor's definitions

kack-lover

person who loves dirty cheesy pussy that ranks like rotten asshole.

Dude your such a kack-lover!!!

by Taylor February 26, 2004

oh my

when you are going to drink you call it oh my

hey are we gonna oh my at jons house tonight

by taylor June 15, 2003

trash metropolis

a person who is so shitty that the shitties piece of shit from the shitties metropolis(city)is not as shitty as them

dude.......kris your such trash metropolis i rather hang out with that cocaine addicted alcoholic bum over there

by Taylor October 18, 2006

cryptoid

a cryptoid is something that desribes a monster you don't know. like, if you don't know what kind of monster it is, it's obviously a cryptoid.

Ah, shit son. Look at that fucking cryptoid under my bed.

by Taylor March 7, 2005

Spitch

a bitch ass mexican

You fuckin spitch, go eat a burrito..
ie:Phil

by Taylor May 6, 2003

shity num nums

When your ass cheeks get coverd in shit from your ass getting worn out and it stays open and the shit falls out into you underwear or boxers.

My shity num nums make my ass sore and stain it brown.

by Taylor January 8, 2005

Debs

Once in a millenium a woman is born who is both beautiful and fun to tickle under a shady tree. The person I am talking about is of course the most eligible bachelorette in the Northern Hemisphere. A woman of both grace and Christian morals, she is held in the highest regard worldwide. She certainly is the human race's finest being.

When Debs walked onto the baseball field in her skimpy outfit, I creamed my pants.

by Taylor July 6, 2003