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jk

"Hey,I met bow wow yesterday and he told me he wanna go with me" JK
by Taylor November 24, 2003
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Neve Campbell

The GREATEST and HOTTEST Scream Queen of all!!!! ALL HAIL!!!!
I had a boring night, and then Neve Campbell walked into the room. BOY! That brightened my day!
by Taylor March 16, 2005
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emo kid

a person who pretends to have actual problems just to sing about and complain but really doesnt have any problems. charactoristics of an emo:
-males wear their sister's mascara and jeans
-cut their wrists to "let out all their troubles and emotions"
-will stay in their rooms for HOURs doing nothing but listening to my chemical romance and hawthrone heights, crying and pondering the exitence of humans
-their girls look like dudes with their short hair,,, and their guys look like girls with their long, side parted hair.
- you'll almost never see an emo with out their ipod
-almost all who claim to be emos aren't and all who dont even talk to u except for complaining are.....
emo kid = are cutters and have No LIFE!!!
by Taylor June 19, 2006
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Spitch

You fuckin spitch, go eat a burrito..
ie:Phil
by Taylor May 6, 2003
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shity num nums

When your ass cheeks get coverd in shit from your ass getting worn out and it stays open and the shit falls out into you underwear or boxers.
My shity num nums make my ass sore and stain it brown.
by Taylor January 8, 2005
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cryptoid

a cryptoid is something that desribes a monster you don't know. like, if you don't know what kind of monster it is, it's obviously a cryptoid.
Ah, shit son. Look at that fucking cryptoid under my bed.
by Taylor March 7, 2005
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Debs

Once in a millenium a woman is born who is both beautiful and fun to tickle under a shady tree. The person I am talking about is of course the most eligible bachelorette in the Northern Hemisphere. A woman of both grace and Christian morals, she is held in the highest regard worldwide. She certainly is the human race's finest being.
When Debs walked onto the baseball field in her skimpy outfit, I creamed my pants.
by Taylor July 6, 2003
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