1 definition by tater_hater

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Oftentimes resembling douche-like qualities and expressing high levels of douchbaggery. The aforementioned exhibits ferry tendencies in borderline homosexual situations they typically initiate. Characteristics include wearing frayed jeans with flip flops, drinking canned Busch beer, and frequenting local North Side of Chicago Wrigleyville drinking establishments. Physical qualities consist of receding hairlines that of Simple Jack from the movie Tropic Thunder and browsing ESPN message boards.

Additional attributes include exhibiting Gump-like qualities, drinking merlot at the bar, red-shirted asses, Bill Cosby sweater wearing, blue-tooth headset talking, huge bleacher spoiler wing driving, taters.
by tater_hater November 02, 2008

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