Definitions by tardstroker

Kneecapped 

The act of breaking someone's kneecaps to prevent movement.

I kneecapped your mother. With my penis.

Kneecapped by tardstroker May 27, 2010

Assput 

The act of slamming your ass onto someone's penis, usually painful.

"Damn man, that bitch gave me an assput! There was blood everywhere!"

Assput by Tardstroker May 21, 2010