26 definitions by tanookirby

Piturity Gland

A slimeball lodged in peoples' brains to brainwash them when they become adults.

Grown-ups use their piturity glands to sacrifice their practicallness for height.

by tanookirby May 18, 2003

calvin and hobbes

A comic that kicks as much ass as the other comic book I want so much.

Calvin and Hobbes rocks!

by tanookirby June 1, 2003

teenager

Something you either have been, are, or will be.

Stop fucking adolescents! Look up and you'll know why.

by tanookirby May 24, 2003

Spoiled Brat

Elusive young people that are giving most kids a bad name.

Most kids totally kick ass! Don't let brats ruin that.

by tanookirby July 5, 2003

SARS

Shit Ass Rotten Sickness.

Dandelions spread faster than SARS, but everyone thinks it goes at a googolplex miles per hour.

by tanookirby May 18, 2003