7 definitions by taco_55
Antes de Navidad Syndrome, or Before Christmas Syndrome, is a very infectious disease, spreading from store to store nationwide, or even perhaps worldwide. The store then provides its employees and shoppers with Antes de Navidad Syndrome, Christmas sales starting all the way back in June. Antes de Navidad Syndrome can also lead to Después de Navidad Syndrome, or After Christmas Syndrome, where they holiday sales go all throughout January, where poor, innocent people spend money on things they won't need for another year. The only period of Antes de Navidad or Después de Navidad Syndromes-free months are February through May, but that might change in the near future, as Antes and Después de Navidad Syndromes affects the brain, causing stores to expand Christmas sales longer, to where Christmas is a year-long holiday.
Our nearest Wal-Mart is selling Christmas decorations in August! I think they may have Antes de Navidad syndrome.
by taco_55 November 13, 2018
Blake- I got Hufflepuff on my Pottermore quiz. What'd you get, Erin?
Erin- I got Slytherin.
Blake- *dials number* Hello, yes, 911? I need you to send police right now.
Erin- I got Slytherin.
Blake- *dials number* Hello, yes, 911? I need you to send police right now.
by taco_55 January 7, 2019
by taco_55 April 25, 2020
(v.) An old Scottish term meaning to look at someone while they are eating in hopes of them giving you a piece of their food.
by taco_55 April 25, 2020
Blake- Good thing the Arizona Cardinals broke the tie last night.
Erin- Yeah, it was a real barn burner!
Erin- Yeah, it was a real barn burner!
by taco_55 January 7, 2019
The cursed and worst month of the year. It is post-Christmas, and everyone is depressed. Famous borkers like Gabe and Boo died that month, and so have famous people. Winston Churchill, Coco Chanel, and Johnny Carson died in this wretched time as well.
by taco_55 January 23, 2019
Laughing is peculiar to man, but all men do not laugh for the same reason. There is the attic salt which springs from the charm in the words, from the flash of wit, from the spirited and brilliant sally. There is the low joke which arises from scurrility and idle conceit. -Carlo Goldoni
by taco_55 January 7, 2019