t wade's definitions

JC

June Cleaver - Mother's Day short speak.
Can also refer to Joan Crawford (ala Mommie Dearest).

Man your mom is so JC.

by T Wade May 7, 2005

hickey

Southern slang for gay; normally used only by gay guys to comment on other men who appear effeminate or closeted. This is often combined with a mixing of pronouns (SHE/her instead of the more accurate HE/him).

Please girl, that hickey aint foolin' nobody. She's the biggest flammer on campus.

by T Wade October 1, 2005

Big E

Term used to describe a type of Levi's Jeans produced from about 1930 to 1969; logo on famous Red Tab is printed as lEvi (i.e. upper case e) hence the name. Often associated with American West cowboy mythology. Also see hige.

The Japanese have gone cowboy crazy for Big E jeans. I just sold a pair on eBay for $500!

by T Wade October 21, 2005

ought

One of the nine years at the beginning of this century that we're currently living through... some would say enduring.

Today is May 6th, Ought Five. Yea right, ought NOT!

by T Wade May 7, 2005

Condi

Nickname for Bush's sycophant mouthpiece aka Secretary of State. See also Aunt Tomasina.

It's hard to believe that Condi is still trying to push that yellow cake WMD tale down our throats. Who's gonna believe that Aunt Tomasina now?

by T Wade September 25, 2005

Taupe Star

A term used to describe a person’s anus or sphincter muscle; derived from the general color and shape of this particular orifice.

Rule #1 - Always keep your Taupe Star shiny and clean.

by T Wade October 20, 2005

OWM

OWM is short for old white men.

Republicans have traditionally been a party of OWMs.

by T Wade June 27, 2005