t wade's definitions

hige

According to one source on the internet hige refers to the creases across the top of the legs of vintage Levi jeans - usually the so called "big E" variety. It's like where the jeans bunch up when you sit down. However, I think it can also be used to refer to any person, place or thing that has a distressed, rather lived in look.

Damn. Laura is givin' some major hige today. Must be the drugs and that wild life she's livin'.

by T Wade October 17, 2005

bush family

A blue blooded family of East Coast aristocratic ilk who moved to Texas during an early 20th century oil rush. Thus bush family was able to increased wealth exponentially (on the backs of poor white & hispanic oil workers). NOT unlike Civil War Yankee CARPETBAGGERS, they took on regional mannerisms and affected southern drawls in order to assimilate and pass for Texans. The bush family strategy has been DYNASTICALLY successful (not to mention even producing TWO US Presidents to date).

If the truth be known, they aint nothing but a bunch of phony, bush family carpetbaggin' yankees!

by T Wade August 28, 2005

Taupe Star

A term used to describe a person’s anus or sphincter muscle; derived from the general color and shape of this particular orifice.

Rule #1 - Always keep your Taupe Star shiny and clean.

by T Wade October 20, 2005

Big E

Term used to describe a type of Levi's Jeans produced from about 1930 to 1969; logo on famous Red Tab is printed as lEvi (i.e. upper case e) hence the name. Often associated with American West cowboy mythology. Also see hige.

The Japanese have gone cowboy crazy for Big E jeans. I just sold a pair on eBay for $500!

by T Wade October 21, 2005

hickey

Southern slang for gay; normally used only by gay guys to comment on other men who appear effeminate or closeted. This is often combined with a mixing of pronouns (SHE/her instead of the more accurate HE/him).

Please girl, that hickey aint foolin' nobody. She's the biggest flammer on campus.

by T Wade October 1, 2005

ought

One of the nine years at the beginning of this century that we're currently living through... some would say enduring.

Today is May 6th, Ought Five. Yea right, ought NOT!

by T Wade May 7, 2005

Ham

A shortened slang term for the city of Birmingham (i.e. Alabama's largest city). Among other things, the town is noted for a large 50 foot iron man who's ass is always hanging out as he gazes over the city. He's known to the locals (and a few Romans) as Vulcan, the god of steel.

Yep, one of these days I'm going to kiss Vulcan's hard arse goodbye and split this Ham!

by T Wade October 17, 2005