(n) term used to describe when pleasuring oneself ends tragically with an unfortunately timed interruption
"I was jacking off and my cat jumped on my lap right before i came. It was a terrible disasturbation session."
"Then a couple days later, my mom decided to barge into my room to wake me up as i was cranking it under my sheets. I disasturbated twice this week."
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