1 definition by sykoze
Mongols used to rule the world, then they turned effing Buddhist, and the Chinese conquered them (payback is a bitch) and ruled their peacenik Buddhist butts for 400 years until 1945 when they declared independence from China and became a Soviet puppet state. Moral of the story: Buddhism will turn a pussy out of the most kickass people, forever.
The Mongols are coming, the Mongols are coming... oh wait, they are on 3 feet tall midget horses, reek of fermented goat milk and live in a desert. Fuck them.
by sykoze August 5, 2006