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A pretty dead place that once you live here you can never leave. Less of a shithole than Thatcham, but still full of depressed drug-fuelled teens and 20 somethings that live in the Mackers down Northbrook St.

The only good thing to come out of this place is Jordan Fish, Keyboardist of BMTH and the random giraffes down the A34.
What's that Newbury, Berkshire place I've heard about? Don't go there, there's a load of rabid inbred pikeys.

Oh, there's another giraffe turned up here?!
How the heck did that Giraffe get up there?!
Griffins' - Home of the Newbury Sausage
by swozzlebottom May 5, 2020
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When one develops certain health defects attributed to the act of injecting one's self with disinfectant in the hopes of curing symptoms of COVID-19.
I tried what Trump suggested yesterday - you better call an ambulance cos I think I'm Injectifectant.
by swozzlebottom May 19, 2020
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