A sorry excuse for the pretending-to-be-ghetto white man's slang language; a white version of "ebonics
": A poor excuse for a failure to grasp the basics of english. When in doubt, throw an "izzle" sound in the middle of any word of just string random thoughts together and insinuate that they actually mean something. When backed into a corner, you can always claim that it has something to do with a sort of symbolism or is a defining trait that makes your race great, versus own up to the fact that it is essentially laziness at it's finest.
whibonics: yo dawg my homeslize what be happenin in da hood my albino brotha fizzle my nizzle k'dizzle boyeee what??? ima be swipin out yo.
english: hello friend, how are you today? Goodbye.