11 definitions by swerty gert
Thuntage is the process of a Thunder Cunt acting horrible, shitty, cunty, and generally killable. Usually can be found at the local mcdonalds screaming at the top of her lungs about her burger not having the 17 extra patties she ordered, or at a feminist nonbinary transgender, lgbtq+ person of color rally screaming that big is beautiful.
John: Why were you so happy last night when you got home dude?
Jimmy: I saw this fat cunt with major thuntage get roundhouse kicked in the face by a muslim cop
Bill: Dope, lets smoke a blunt.
Jimmy: I saw this fat cunt with major thuntage get roundhouse kicked in the face by a muslim cop
Bill: Dope, lets smoke a blunt.
by swerty gert February 10, 2019
The most famous Autistic rapper to ever do it. Specifically he has Assburgers. He elevates the game of autists everywhere, making it possible for them to pull hoes worldwide. A hero. His favorite character is Sonic the Hedgehog, he loves Naruto running, and he plays with megabloks all day long. Hes rich as fuck, his mom bought him a Ferrari he cant drive because she felt bad, and he has 30 girls at his house every day.
Sample verse:
Lil Cunt boss, finna get richer, i fuck a bitch, then i fuck your sister, Pull up in a rari, autistic as shit, naruto run the school, how lil cunt pulls the bitch, I jerk off to sonic OOH! Naruto run my whole high school, pop on a xan and a bitch wants to fuck, when I was born doctor told my mom good luck! Pull up in a new lambo coupe, my mom bought it for me feels bad i have no friends in school
I got megablox all in my drawers, sit in the autism doctors waiting room sucking megabloks like whores, Damn I cant play no legos ooh, I jerked off to sonic right in school, ayy kids in school think im so cool, lil cunt got the bitches in the pool, damn lil cunt get some ass, lil cunt naruto runs thru the grass, AYY my mom told me never smoke weed, It interferes with the medicine I need, my mom mixes me dirty sprite yeah, antipsychotics and moodstabilizers make me bright ooh!
Lil Cunt boss, finna get richer, i fuck a bitch, then i fuck your sister, Pull up in a rari, autistic as shit, naruto run the school, how lil cunt pulls the bitch, I jerk off to sonic OOH! Naruto run my whole high school, pop on a xan and a bitch wants to fuck, when I was born doctor told my mom good luck! Pull up in a new lambo coupe, my mom bought it for me feels bad i have no friends in school
I got megablox all in my drawers, sit in the autism doctors waiting room sucking megabloks like whores, Damn I cant play no legos ooh, I jerked off to sonic right in school, ayy kids in school think im so cool, lil cunt got the bitches in the pool, damn lil cunt get some ass, lil cunt naruto runs thru the grass, AYY my mom told me never smoke weed, It interferes with the medicine I need, my mom mixes me dirty sprite yeah, antipsychotics and moodstabilizers make me bright ooh!
by swerty gert February 12, 2019
cheelz are chill pills. aka Etizolam which is a thienodiazepine. cheelz are sold at the haven, which is a smoke shop.
biker: hey bro call up the haven and see if they got cheelz
xan kid: I just talked to em they do
biker: ight lets fly out there.
at the haven: hey you got cheelz
cheelz girl: no we just ran out
xan kid: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
xan kid: I just talked to em they do
biker: ight lets fly out there.
at the haven: hey you got cheelz
cheelz girl: no we just ran out
xan kid: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
by swerty gert February 10, 2019
responsible tax paying mother: fuck my back hurts im gonna take a percocet
spoiled transgender child who has never worked a day in their life: mOm dOnT tAkE oPoAdZ, iTs LITERALLY HORTLOR!!!!!!!!111
spoiled transgender child who has never worked a day in their life: mOm dOnT tAkE oPoAdZ, iTs LITERALLY HORTLOR!!!!!!!!111
by swerty gert February 10, 2019