Definitions by swellsoundsthatkill

Emoticane 

When someone emotionally cons a group of people in order to abuse them mentally and hurt what they love.

Yea he emoticaned the hell out of her even pretended to love her then he killed her dog in front of hrr on her birthday.

Emoticane by swellsoundsthatkill April 4, 2022

Chaosmaker 

People or person paid by the government to cause events that create disaster and panic. Chaos theory that is planned and purposeful and pays big. Usually distracts people from whats really going on because its all over the news and everything is talking about it.

He's a chaosmaker so if he's here you know somethings about to crumble, explode or catch fire.

Chaosmaker by swellsoundsthatkill January 31, 2022

umbrella rack 

immediate shelter in a disaster but if hung on a coat rack it will not pop up

i need an umbrella rack so when this thing pops up its not stuck under my coat

umbrella rack by swellsoundsthatkill January 31, 2022

applesauce pudding 

when someone turns your brain to mush because they are so fucked up that is their answer top any problem and will they will probably always get away with it. A federal lobotomizer the rosemary effect.

"she was in witness protection so when he found her he turned her brain to applesauce pudding and got her some green jello"

applesauce pudding by swellsoundsthatkill January 31, 2022