swellsoundsthatkill's definitions

4am folk

The people that sneak into your house between 3 and 5am while your asleep and drug your alcohol, bother your children and steal money out of your wallet.

That's 4am folk shit they're the reason drug tests were invented you don't know what the fuck they put in there. Acid on your door handle kinda sneaks talk about an unwanted trip!

by swellsoundsthatkill April 22, 2022

Emoticane

When someone emotionally cons a group of people in order to abuse them mentally and hurt what they love.

Yea he emoticaned the hell out of her even pretended to love her then he killed her dog in front of hrr on her birthday.

by swellsoundsthatkill April 4, 2022

umbrella rack

immediate shelter in a disaster but if hung on a coat rack it will not pop up

i need an umbrella rack so when this thing pops up its not stuck under my coat

by swellsoundsthatkill January 31, 2022

applesauce pudding

when someone turns your brain to mush because they are so fucked up that is their answer top any problem and will they will probably always get away with it. A federal lobotomizer the rosemary effect.

"she was in witness protection so when he found her he turned her brain to applesauce pudding and got her some green jello"

by swellsoundsthatkill January 31, 2022