2 definitions by sweetpenispie

A strange man with many weird and creepy fetishes. He lacks fear, and does daring stunts such as tower climbing and he even smokes cigarettes! what an 'ard lad! you cannot get any cooler than zein, he is the definition of cool, everyone wants to be zein. He is not so good when it comes to ladies however, he lacks humor and has strange ways of portraying his love to someone, normally by doing a daring stunt such as a back flip or a strangely satisfying fart. He is rather arrogant, and sometimes he feels as though everyone knows him, but he does not know everyone, quite like a celebrity, however this is not true.
ewww that zein dude is so creepy and weird
by sweetpenispie February 27, 2018
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a sexy young lad, with small raisin testicles and a permanently flaccid penis. He lacks confidence when talking to girls so he just casually follows a specific someone around until they notice him. Amongst boys however, he can crack a solid joke and knows how to lighten the mood, some improvement is needed on the masculine side of him, as he appears to be rather feminine.
oh look, jake is following matilde again!
by sweetpenispie February 25, 2018
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