15 definitions by sweetgy

vaginal sasquatch

Excessively hairy/furry snatch. Often moplike, care should be taken to avoid what might be crawling around in it (use a hat while using the meat).

That bitch braided her pussy hairs, she's a real vaginal sasquatch.

by sweetgy June 29, 2009

pantymaster

An expert in removing the underwear from the female. Can do it in faster than average time.

My girl told me that I am a real pantymaster.

by sweetgy June 18, 2009

displaying her meat

Dressing half (or more) naked, exposing ass, tits, pussy, naval.

Dress code indicates that the female shouldn't dress like a whore by displaying her meat.

by sweetgy June 18, 2009

vaginatosis

Chronic odor of the breath, acquired from eating pussy on a regular basis.

I had a bad case of vaginatosis when I dated that bitch.

by sweetgy June 26, 2009

smellin ass

Just what it says. Defined by the act of sticking your nose in the asscrack to see how ripe the hole is. Same thing dogs do, just person on person.

I pull down her pants and did some smellin ass.

by sweetgy June 18, 2009

vaginalice

arthropods found around the cunt, often infestastions can lead to excessive itching, redness, scabs, and infection. Can be spread to the unsuspecting male when he uses her meat.

I didn't know that bitch had vaginalice when I used her meat. Now I need some pubic insecticide.

by sweetgy July 10, 2009

meatphlaps

Fat rolls on the female. Often accompanied by a foul stink. Often layered.

Julie is so damn fat, she has excessive meatphlaps. Each time she moves, her meatphlaps release trapped gas that stink up the room.

by sweetgy June 22, 2009