1 definition by swallow$

Top Definition
a guy that hits on a girl but is extremly grimey and greasy and really has no chance in hell.
usually ove 245 lbs with a starwars or other comicon shirt on.

also usually uses very corny and over used pickup lines that get completly dissed by hot chicks.
hot chick2: ew look at that guy he's such a monkdigger

monkdigger: hello gorgeous, did it hurt.

hot chick1: uhh did what hurt?

monkdigger: when you fell from heaven?

**hot chick1&2 walk away**

hot chick1: omg your right he was disgusting
by swallow$ August 09, 2009

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