a guy that hits on a girl but is extremly grimey and greasy and really has no chance in hell.
usually ove 245 lbs with a starwars or other comicon shirt on.
also usually uses very corny and over used pickup lines that get completly dissed by hot chicks.
hot chick2: ew look at that guy he's such a monkdigger
monkdigger: hello gorgeous, did it hurt.
hot chick1: uhh did what hurt?
monkdigger: when you fell from heaven?
**hot chick1&2 walk away**
hot chick1: omg your right he was disgusting