2 definitions by swaggerblob

An extremely fat person who jumps either really far or really high
Person 1: dude, how is that fat dude going to win the high jump competition
Person 2: believe me, he is a total blob jump
by swaggerblob October 11, 2017
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a complete copy of Eminem (Slim Shady) with only one song that actually went viral a doesn't have any flow and is trash
person 1: hey
person 2: have you heard of the soundcloud rapper
person 1: which one
person 2: i forgot his name, but he is a total slim jesus
person 1: oh god
by swaggerblob November 12, 2017
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