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the condition in which gelled pieces of shampoo remain in ones hair long after one has left the shower (usually the result of a certain brand of cheap shampoo)
Rob: Danny whats that shit in your hair dude?

Joe: Oh he doesn't rinse off in the shower

Danny: No bros, I just have bad suave syndrome.
by swadium May 24, 2011
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