1 definition by suziecrabgrassissoooohot
A punk ass bitch is a very common type of guy who has certian attributes that exclude him from being a faggot or douchebag.
1. A punk ass bitch is cool. Very cool. He might think he's cool because he's good at sports and he probably has a pretty hot girlfriend that gives him dome on the reg.
2. A punk ass bitch hates nerds. There is just something about them that he hates, be it there faces, good grades, or the way they carry themselves.
3. A punk ass bitch is acquaintences with anyone who's not a nerd, but only hangs out with a certain kind of guy outside of school. These guys are known as gay ass bitches. Gay ass bitches are the same as punk ass bitches except they don't get dome on the reg or have a girlfriend. They also aren't good at sports except for JV football and they are NOT cool.
1. A punk ass bitch is cool. Very cool. He might think he's cool because he's good at sports and he probably has a pretty hot girlfriend that gives him dome on the reg.
2. A punk ass bitch hates nerds. There is just something about them that he hates, be it there faces, good grades, or the way they carry themselves.
3. A punk ass bitch is acquaintences with anyone who's not a nerd, but only hangs out with a certain kind of guy outside of school. These guys are known as gay ass bitches. Gay ass bitches are the same as punk ass bitches except they don't get dome on the reg or have a girlfriend. They also aren't good at sports except for JV football and they are NOT cool.
Bro: Yo brah, why you look so pissed?
Brah: I was just hanging out with Jamie and all his friends... They are so gay.
Bro: Dude, all of Jamie's friends are gay but he is sophomore and he is starting on varsity football. He is the fucking man. He even goes out with a senior!!!
Brah: Whatever man, he's a still a punk ass bitch.
Bro: YEAH BUT HE'S THE FUCKING MAN!
Brah: Shut up. He's a fucking punk ass bitch.
Jamie: Hey guys, what's up?
Brah: Oh hey Jamie. Great game last night.
Jamie: Thanks man. I'll be right back I gotta make fun of this loser I can see his faggot face from here and its pissing me off. Later.
Brah: I was just hanging out with Jamie and all his friends... They are so gay.
Bro: Dude, all of Jamie's friends are gay but he is sophomore and he is starting on varsity football. He is the fucking man. He even goes out with a senior!!!
Brah: Whatever man, he's a still a punk ass bitch.
Bro: YEAH BUT HE'S THE FUCKING MAN!
Brah: Shut up. He's a fucking punk ass bitch.
Jamie: Hey guys, what's up?
Brah: Oh hey Jamie. Great game last night.
Jamie: Thanks man. I'll be right back I gotta make fun of this loser I can see his faggot face from here and its pissing me off. Later.
by suziecrabgrassissoooohot October 24, 2009