super ultra hyper bishi bashi champ's definitions

jack squat

Nothing. Identical in meaning to jack shit - it's just an equivalent for people who are scared of profanities.

Your car's worth jack squat.

by super ultra hyper bishi bashi champ September 21, 2003

penise

Posh for knob.

The above is an obscure reference to Harry Enfield or something.

"Penise?" "It's posh for knob."

by super ultra hyper bishi bashi champ September 22, 2003

=3

An ASCII penis.

o~ o~ o~ =3

by super ultra hyper bishi bashi champ October 5, 2003

boobies

Swimming birds (Sula fiber or S. sula) related to the common gannet, and found in the West Indies, nesting on the bare rocks.

Guy 1: "Check out those boobies!"
Guy 2: "Where?"
Guy 1: "Over there, nesting on the bare rocks of the West Indies!"
Guy 2: "...I hate you."

by super ultra hyper bishi bashi champ October 5, 2003

sexy reaction

An erotic pachinko game.

For every sexy action there is an equal and opposite sexy reaction.

by super ultra hyper bishi bashi champ October 12, 2003

bum

1. A homeless person.
2. British/Australian equivalent of "butt".
3. To fuck someone up the arse.

A bum bummed me up the bum.

by super ultra hyper bishi bashi champ October 12, 2003