2 definitions by super retarded kid

Virgin Gains

A drastic increase in muscle growth that occurs when someone first starts working out

Bro 1: Yo dude I just started workout out about a month ago and look at these virgin gains I got *flexes muscles*
Bro 2: Yooo bro thats wicked

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