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Oluchi is a gorgeous girl. She’s super popular, and VERY likeable. She’s funny, basically everything you’d want in a friend. The type of girl to come over to your house with a box of tissues and a box of matches (burn pictures of her ex) to help you get over your ex. The type of girl to give you a hug when you need it but nobody ever notices. The type of girl to sit with you instead of her friends when you’re alone. But don’t mess with an Oluchi.

Oluchi’s are very badass. Never underestimate one, because hunty, if you do... Sweetheart, you’re done.

Very supportive when it comes to her friends, so if you hurt her friends, get ready to die by the sweet shoot of Oluchi.

Dodges fake friends like a bullet, like who can stand fakers anyways?

Follows the rule fries befor guys and hoes before bros, because why not??

Anyways, an Oluchi is smart and cunning, even though she’s super sweet she has an amazing badass dark side.
“Oh, Oluchi no. You’re too young to put on that much makeup,” says a girl like one year older than Oluchi.

“Um, sweetie I think you should sit down because this *points to face* — is my face. Stupid bitch,” says Oluchi as she leaves.
by sunlit.pseuzy October 8, 2018
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