Large variety of snacks faggots love to eat. Most are in the shape of a penis, but some can just be shitty. Faggot snacks include carrots, pickles, cucumbers, popsicles, sausages, hot dogs, parfaits, low fat snacks, Yoplait Whips, and cottage cheese.
David: Sahil, why do like eating faggot snacks so much?
Sahil: (fellates hot dog) Because they feel so good in my mouth.
David: You are a homo.