7 definitions by sumthng

a person that not only doesn't exist but will never exist. ever.
person 1: hello
person 2: greetings
person 3: hi
person 4: howdy
person 5: welcome
person 6: bonjour
person 7: buenas noches
person 8: buenos dias
person 9: good day
person 10: good morning
person 11: hey
person 12: hi-ya
person 13: how are you
person 14: how goes it
person 15: howdy-do
person 16: shalom
person 17: ẅ̶̡͔͍͔̫͇͈̬̳͎͕̠͕̦̩͍͖̦̻̳̳̰͉́̓̔̈͜h̴̢̢̢̨̡̧̗͕͓̮̦͕̘̩͔͔̤̟̠̼̲̯͔͔̹̲̰̝̗̭͙̭̖̱̖͖̬̐͑́͋͗́̌͊͛͗̌̃̎̔̚͜͝ͅͅa ̨̡̢̮̠͇͈̰̠̖̝̙̙͍͇̹̥͈͇͖̤͙̤̹̩̮͓̘͚̬͙̱̟̭̲̼̮̙͖͎̫̗͓̤̞͚̝͕̋̉̐̈́̀̒͗̓̀̒́͑͋͛̓̆̈́̍͑̒̅̍̈́́̎̇͜͝͝t ̧̨̨̧̢̧̡̡̫͚̜͔̞̳̥̫̻̤̜̖̫̳̳̝͉̭͎̞̩̰̤̤̻̮̝̮̞̣̣͛̔̆̋͒̓̓̽̉̒̍̓͌̇̌̅͌͆̍͌͑̂͋̾̕̕̕͝͠ͅ'̵̨̡̛̛̛̹̖̣̄̀̓͋͂̀̈́͌̐̈̈́̿͋͊̈́̅́̓̈́̊̅̌̈́͊̎͒̒́̽͛̕̕͘̕͝͝͝s ͉̘̮̗͊́̒̈̀͊̆̈́̑͗̈́͒͆̈́̂̏͑̈́́̌̅̒́̕̕͠ ̡̢̛̛͇̝̫̣̳̄͐̈̐̇̅̍̓̔̓͑̋͆̑̓̃̈́͛̍̒̀̀̈̅̊̽̈́́͐̂̍́̀̓̀͊͌̔́̚͘̕͘͘͝͠͝u ͕̾̔͌̅̈́̓̒͌̈̌̈́̕̚͝͝p ̛͉̠̟̻͙̻̦͚̲̹̩̺̬̻͈͇̰̤̫͖̭̳͎̬͍̱̫̱̥̩̬̜͇͉̳͎̻̟̘͆̎̀͐̈́̔͛͛̃̐̈́̄͑̉͘͘͘̕͝͝ͅ
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by sumthng October 5, 2022
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by sumthng July 30, 2021
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Every single letter on the keyboard, including the shifted versions, forwards and backwards
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Person 2: You must be very bored.
Person 3: I don't care.
*Person 3 gets vaporized*
by sumthng October 10, 2022
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