1 definition by stupidlymarried

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1. The act of enjoying being single.
2. A forgotten act after you say "I do" and stupidly get married.
3. An insult for married women and the cause of headaches.
1. girfriend: "hey baby, why don't you fuck my head off"
boyfriend: "spread your legs baby"
2. 6 year old daughter "Dad, whats sex?"
Dad: "I don't know honey, I don't remember"
3. wife calling on phone: "When are you comming home?"
husband: "when i finish feasting my cock with these hoes in the pub. Do what you always do, go to sleep darling"
by stupidlymarried December 11, 2006

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