1 definition by stuckupspandexbitch

having an ass-like or crappy quality; lameness
How about you're 19, stop being assy and sleep by yourself.

Are you kidding me? They're going to start counting pluses on a 4 point grading scale? That is super assy.

Wow, Alexander was an assy movie.

Fred Phelps is the assiest person that I've ever heard of.
by stuckupspandexbitch February 3, 2008
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