stuart fletcher's definitions

Therefore

<adverb>

1) And for that reason

TOMMY: "Yeah and then he went into the post office and shot everyone, it was horrendous."
TAMMY: "Yeah I went into the post office the other day... Nothing really major like that happened, but I DID find some useful passport documents..."
<silence>
TIMMY: "Therefore, shut the fuck up."

by Stuart Fletcher February 24, 2005

Man U

<Sports> Abbreviation

Manchester United Football Club.

STAN: "You going watching Man U next week?"
ABDUL: "Nay."

by Stuart Fletcher February 24, 2005

Space Cakes

<noun> slang;

A baked good, such as a cake or a brownie etc laced with hemp or another drug in order to get high whilst enjoying a tasty snack.

HOMER: "Have you got any Space Cakes?"
ARISTOTLE: "Yeah, but Archemedes ate them all. He is so gone."

by Stuart Fletcher February 26, 2005

Athazagoraphobia

<noun> Psychology;

1) The fear of forgetting or being forgotten about.

CECIL: "So, why is he always curled up in a ball?"
DR. ZEUS: "I'm sorry to have to tell you this. But he has Athazagoraphobia."
CECIL: "Pardon? Could you write that down for me?"

by Stuart Fletcher February 26, 2005

Bucket

A flabby, loose or overly spacious vagina. Has a complete lack of taughtness and can usually house large objects, possibly large objects being the cause.

"Mrs. Darlington at number 13 has a 'bucket' according to Heratio."

by Stuart Fletcher November 1, 2004

God's City

Manchester.

Popular phrase amongst Mancunians and those in the surrounding vicinity. Not necessarily in praise or worship of the city, more in a mockery of the Bible in that:
"... and on the Sixth day, God created Man(chester)."

"Hey Kyle, fancy a trip down to God's City next week? I want to nip in HMV and pickup a Nightwish album. Oh I do love Nightwish..."
"FL37CH 1Z TEH FO SHIZZLE"

by Stuart Fletcher November 1, 2004

Full length

British slang defining the result when one manages to get rid of the entire contents of their rectal passage in one go, without splitting the fecal matter in any place or having to do 'seconds' (where there is more than one log).

"Scott managed to squeeze off a full length on Monday."

by Stuart Fletcher November 1, 2004