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by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005
Get the Albionmug. by Stuart Fletcher December 20, 2004
Get the A shed-loadmug. <interjection> Chiefly British;
1) Expression of victory or happiness of the result of a given situation.
Get in (there)
2) Phrase used to encourage another to do something dangerous or exciting, usually when they show signs of wanting to do it anyway.
1) Expression of victory or happiness of the result of a given situation.
Get in (there)
2) Phrase used to encourage another to do something dangerous or exciting, usually when they show signs of wanting to do it anyway.
1)
CARL: "Here, Pete! Jenny says she wants to give you a hand-job."
PETE: "Get in! Where is she?"
2)
JENNY: "You like that?"
PETE: "Oh yeah, harder bitch! HARDER!"
<enter Pete's friends>
PETE'S FRIEND: "Haha, whoa! Get in there, lad!"
PETE'S FRIEND 2: "Ogh, that's fucking sick..."
CARL: "Here, Pete! Jenny says she wants to give you a hand-job."
PETE: "Get in! Where is she?"
2)
JENNY: "You like that?"
PETE: "Oh yeah, harder bitch! HARDER!"
<enter Pete's friends>
PETE'S FRIEND: "Haha, whoa! Get in there, lad!"
PETE'S FRIEND 2: "Ogh, that's fucking sick..."
by Stuart Fletcher February 5, 2005
Get the Get inmug. FRANK: "David, you know that I'm gonna chun all over your stereo if you carry on listening to Gerotted."
DAVE: "Just because you have dump taste in music doesn't mean I have to stop playing my stereo."
DAVE: "Just because you have dump taste in music doesn't mean I have to stop playing my stereo."
by Stuart Fletcher October 4, 2005
Get the Chunmug. British slang <n> (Offensive)
The only externally visible part of the urethra on a male where semen and urine is secreted from the body.
Known as a 'Jap's eye' due to the similarity between the shape of the stereotypical Japanese eye and that the opening on the penis is much like a slit.
Although the phrase is not used in a directly racist manner, people of Far Eastern origin may take offence to the use of the term.
The only externally visible part of the urethra on a male where semen and urine is secreted from the body.
Known as a 'Jap's eye' due to the similarity between the shape of the stereotypical Japanese eye and that the opening on the penis is much like a slit.
Although the phrase is not used in a directly racist manner, people of Far Eastern origin may take offence to the use of the term.
by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004
Get the Jap's eyemug. A commonly-held view about a particular group of people e.g. a nation, social group, religion etc... Often incorrect and/or offensive.
Some common stereotypes:
+ Americans are all loud, fat and obnoxious.
+ British people are all snobs and have bad teeth.
+ French people are all frog-eating, onion-lovers called Pierre.
+ Jews are all money-grabbing masterminds trying to take over the world.
+ Irish people are all alcoholics who love scoffing potatoes and beating up their peers.
+ Muslims are all out to kill "civilised people" by blowing themselves up by plane, bus or train.
+ Goths are morbid, suicidal and listen to shitty bands with names like "Anal Cunt."
+ Emo kids all cry and write love poems sitting under trees in the rain, letting their mascara and eyeliner drip down their faces so everyone knows that their face was wet.
+ Chavs are all loud, anti-social thugs who all live on council estates, wear fake burberry, baseball caps, steal scooters and cars and anything else they can get away with.
+ Americans are all loud, fat and obnoxious.
+ British people are all snobs and have bad teeth.
+ French people are all frog-eating, onion-lovers called Pierre.
+ Jews are all money-grabbing masterminds trying to take over the world.
+ Irish people are all alcoholics who love scoffing potatoes and beating up their peers.
+ Muslims are all out to kill "civilised people" by blowing themselves up by plane, bus or train.
+ Goths are morbid, suicidal and listen to shitty bands with names like "Anal Cunt."
+ Emo kids all cry and write love poems sitting under trees in the rain, letting their mascara and eyeliner drip down their faces so everyone knows that their face was wet.
+ Chavs are all loud, anti-social thugs who all live on council estates, wear fake burberry, baseball caps, steal scooters and cars and anything else they can get away with.
by Stuart Fletcher October 17, 2005
Get the Stereotypemug. <noun> Colloquial
1. Term used by Southern Americans to refer to a Northern American.
2. Term used by foreign nations, chiefly Britain and Australia to refer to Americans.
==> The term is thought to derive from Dutch settlers in the 1600's referring to the English colonials as 'Jan Kees' (John Cheese) which entered our language with the spelling 'Yankees,' as that is how it would sound in Dutch. 'Yanks' is simply a shortened form of it.
1. Term used by Southern Americans to refer to a Northern American.
2. Term used by foreign nations, chiefly Britain and Australia to refer to Americans.
==> The term is thought to derive from Dutch settlers in the 1600's referring to the English colonials as 'Jan Kees' (John Cheese) which entered our language with the spelling 'Yankees,' as that is how it would sound in Dutch. 'Yanks' is simply a shortened form of it.
English Guy: "Those bloody Yanks."
Redneck hick from the South: "Yeehaw, thems Yankies are'sa comin', get the showtgun, yiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeep!!!"
Redneck hick from the South: "Yeehaw, thems Yankies are'sa comin', get the showtgun, yiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeep!!!"
by Stuart Fletcher May 22, 2006
Get the Yanksmug.