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Cum-Bath

<n> Slang;

1) When a female (or a man, respectively) is repeatedly showered with a large amount of cum from several other males.

2) To take a bath in cum.

See also: Bukkake
"Florence had ran out of Johnson's so she decided to have a cum-bath."
by Stuart Fletcher November 15, 2004
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Get in

<interjection> Chiefly British;

1) Expression of victory or happiness of the result of a given situation.

Get in (there)
2) Phrase used to encourage another to do something dangerous or exciting, usually when they show signs of wanting to do it anyway.
1)
CARL: "Here, Pete! Jenny says she wants to give you a hand-job."
PETE: "Get in! Where is she?"

2)
JENNY: "You like that?"
PETE: "Oh yeah, harder bitch! HARDER!"
<enter Pete's friends>
PETE'S FRIEND: "Haha, whoa! Get in there, lad!"
PETE'S FRIEND 2: "Ogh, that's fucking sick..."
by Stuart Fletcher February 5, 2005
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Stereotype

A commonly-held view about a particular group of people e.g. a nation, social group, religion etc... Often incorrect and/or offensive.
Some common stereotypes:

+ Americans are all loud, fat and obnoxious.

+ British people are all snobs and have bad teeth.

+ French people are all frog-eating, onion-lovers called Pierre.

+ Jews are all money-grabbing masterminds trying to take over the world.

+ Irish people are all alcoholics who love scoffing potatoes and beating up their peers.

+ Muslims are all out to kill "civilised people" by blowing themselves up by plane, bus or train.

+ Goths are morbid, suicidal and listen to shitty bands with names like "Anal Cunt."

+ Emo kids all cry and write love poems sitting under trees in the rain, letting their mascara and eyeliner drip down their faces so everyone knows that their face was wet.

+ Chavs are all loud, anti-social thugs who all live on council estates, wear fake burberry, baseball caps, steal scooters and cars and anything else they can get away with.
by Stuart Fletcher October 17, 2005
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Chun

(Slang)

1. <verb> To Chun; To ejaculate
FRANK: "David, you know that I'm gonna chun all over your stereo if you carry on listening to Gerotted."
DAVE: "Just because you have dump taste in music doesn't mean I have to stop playing my stereo."
by Stuart Fletcher October 4, 2005
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Jap's eye

British slang <n> (Offensive)
The only externally visible part of the urethra on a male where semen and urine is secreted from the body.
Known as a 'Jap's eye' due to the similarity between the shape of the stereotypical Japanese eye and that the opening on the penis is much like a slit.
Although the phrase is not used in a directly racist manner, people of Far Eastern origin may take offence to the use of the term.
"Jeremy inserted a drill bit into his Jap's eye and proceeded to utterly maim himself."
by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004
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D.C.

<abbreviation>

1)
Electronics; Direct Current;
Electrical current which flows in one direction in a circuit.

D.C. current is used to power electronic circuits due to many of the components such as diodes, transistors and I.C. (Intergrated Circuit) chips which can only function properly with D.C. current.

2)
Geography; Washington D.C.
District of Columbia
1)
CHILD: "Why does the keyboard have a larger plug than the lamp?"
BOFFIN: "Because that bitch-assed mutha-fuckin' plug got some A.C. to D.C. convertin' to do, and those fat bitch assed components needed to do that need mo' SPACE! That's why."

2)
PILGRIM: "What does the D.C. in Washington D.C. stand for?"
FONT OF ALL KNOWLEDGE: "You travelled 12,542.7651 miles and climbed a 2,782.957611 foot high Himalayan mountain to ask me, the Font of All Knowledge THAT?! It means District of Columbia! Now go!!!"
by Stuart Fletcher February 22, 2005
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Therefore

<adverb>

1) And for that reason
TOMMY: "Yeah and then he went into the post office and shot everyone, it was horrendous."
TAMMY: "Yeah I went into the post office the other day... Nothing really major like that happened, but I DID find some useful passport documents..."
<silence>
TIMMY: "Therefore, shut the fuck up."
by Stuart Fletcher February 24, 2005
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