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A.C.

<abbreviation>
1)
Electronics; Alternating Current;
A current which follows the pattern of a Sine wave. The voltage increases, reaches a peak, dips, goes into the negative, reaches a trough, curves up again back through 0 Volts into positive.

A.C. is used as a mains voltage supply because it can be efficiently stepped up and down from the power plant and can be transported through relatively small cables across the country due to the current being stepped down and the voltage increased to around 270kV so you get the same power, but you dont need huge cables. See also D.C.

2) "Music;" Anal Cunt;
Grindcore Band
1) "The mains supply in Britain is 240V A.C."

2)
KYLE: "Ohhh, Anal Cunt r teh uber pwnage!" *Gunges all over C.D. case*
FLETCH: "Nay."
by Stuart Fletcher February 22, 2005
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English Grammar

<noun>

The correct spellings and grammar of English words may only be found in an English dictionary, from England.

If you were to consult an American version of the English dictionary, you would find many perversions of our language within.
Why do the Americans insist that their spellings are correct just because their country is bigger than England? We spoke it first, we spelt it first, we wrote the first dictionary, the language is called English, when did 'Americanism' first enter our language? Who was the first fool to miss off the U in 'colour,' the S in 'maths,' the I in 'Aluminium' and the UE in 'analogue?'

It's so unfortunate...
by Stuart Fletcher February 22, 2005
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Yanks

<noun> Colloquial

1. Term used by Southern Americans to refer to a Northern American.

2. Term used by foreign nations, chiefly Britain and Australia to refer to Americans.

==> The term is thought to derive from Dutch settlers in the 1600's referring to the English colonials as 'Jan Kees' (John Cheese) which entered our language with the spelling 'Yankees,' as that is how it would sound in Dutch. 'Yanks' is simply a shortened form of it.
English Guy: "Those bloody Yanks."

Redneck hick from the South: "Yeehaw, thems Yankies are'sa comin', get the showtgun, yiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeep!!!"
by Stuart Fletcher May 22, 2006
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Shady

(adj)
1) British slang; Mean, nasty or underhanded
2) In the shade
3) Of a person; Suspicious or dodgy
1) "Aww Frank, don't hit him, he's only three..." <smack> "Aww, that's shady that... You knocked his baby teeth out."
2) "I'm sat in a shady seat located in a sun-swept villa in the south of France. I'm loving it."
3) "That dude in the corner is one shady lookin' individual."
by Stuart Fletcher November 23, 2004
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God's City

Manchester.

Popular phrase amongst Mancunians and those in the surrounding vicinity. Not necessarily in praise or worship of the city, more in a mockery of the Bible in that:
"... and on the Sixth day, God created Man(chester)."
"Hey Kyle, fancy a trip down to God's City next week? I want to nip in HMV and pickup a Nightwish album. Oh I do love Nightwish..."
"FL37CH 1Z TEH FO SHIZZLE"
by Stuart Fletcher November 1, 2004
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Baby-Batter

<noun> Slang;

Sperm and/or semen.

Same as: baby batter
"Seraphim gagged as the baby-batter slipped down her throat."
by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005
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Plaster of Penis

British slang
Yet another coined term meaning the contents of the testicles.
However "plaster of penis" is usually too wordy to actually thread into a sentence and so is never often used as a metaphor for come/cum.
"Fredrick the novelist was having enormous trouble including 'Plaster of Penis' into his pornographic literature, as it spoiled the rhythm of his sentence structure."
"Father MacDougall made a tissue sculpture using plaster of penis as his glue."
by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004
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