stuart fletcher's definitions

Cutesy

<Internet speech>

<v> To be a Cutesy; The way in which a chat room user, often a girl, will speak in order to make herself appear to be more cute.
Some of the rules of Cutesy speech are as follows:
1. Repeat the last letters of the last word in a sentence.
2. Add 'le' to the end of any word which has anything to do with love of another.
3. Use smileys/emoticons a hell of a lot more than you need to.
4. Font colour is preferably pink or another flamboyant bright colour such as cyan.
5. Use exclaimation marks in quantity.
6. Add 'sies' to the end of any word which ends in the sound of 'Y'.
7. Use 'z' instead of 's' as a plural.

1. "Hiiiii, how are yoooo!!"

2. "Awww, have a huggle!! *huggles*"

3. "Heehee! :D:D:D:D"

4. "What do u mean yoo cant read my font!!! lolz"

5. "OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :oP"

6. "Aww, ok then!! Byesies!!!!! *huggles*"

7. "lolz, now i get it! :oP"

by Stuart Fletcher April 12, 2005

Cleaning the pipes

Anglo-American slang term used to describe the act of mastubation in order to empty one's testicles of a thick, fat, juicy load of baby-batter in order to start a newer batch.
Or, in the case of the film 'There's Something About Mary,' the theory that "cleaning your pipes" will steady your nerves before a date because your body will not think you are trying to have sex because you will have tricked it into thinking you have done already...

"Percy spent two hours cleaning his pipes because he hadn't shot his load for four days."

"Hey Gordon, you should clean your pipes before seeing Jennifer tonight, it'll steady your nerves."

by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004

Fat arse

<noun>

1) Buttocks with a large fat deposit in them.

2) A fat person who acts like an arse.

1) "Bitch that is one fat arse!"

2) "You are a one fat arse, Tom. You ate all the pies and then threw up on the Pope."

by Stuart Fletcher February 14, 2005

Albion

<noun> poetic;

The island otherwise known as Britain.

"... and take me away, back to Albion forevermore..."

by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005

Scally

<n> British slang
Anti-social youth who predominantly wears fake Burbury hats or baseball caps, stripey tops, shell suit bottoms (tucked into their socks) and brown Rockport shoes. Usually smokers, they find strength in numbers but as individuals are soft as steamy pig-shite. They shave their heads and often form 'Scooter patrols' when they are old enough to forge a license and steal a scooter.
Their main haunts are council estates, off-licences and public parks.
They walk like they own the place but have in fact probably stolen it.

See also chav, townie, twat, Knob-Head

"John Nailer is such a Scally."

"Here comes a Scally, let's kick the sore shit out of him."

by Stuart Fletcher November 2, 2004

A shed-load

<n> Northern British slang;
collective term used to describe a large amount of anything.

"Fred should have noticed a shed-load of sheds in the shed shop, but the shtupid schlong didn't."

by Stuart Fletcher December 20, 2004

Gunge

1) <noun> A name for any thick, sticky substance that has no particular identity.

2) <verb> Slang; To gunge; To ejaculate.

1) "I've got gunge all over my boot from walking in that marsh."

2) "I gunged on your face."

by Stuart Fletcher February 17, 2005