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by Stuart Fletcher January 13, 2005

<noun> Slang
1) A process which involves bleaching the area surrounding your anus to look the same shade of skin colour as the rest of your body so it looks as clean as possible.
==> Vanessa Feltz is credited with coining the term in an article she wrote about the procedure.
1) A process which involves bleaching the area surrounding your anus to look the same shade of skin colour as the rest of your body so it looks as clean as possible.
==> Vanessa Feltz is credited with coining the term in an article she wrote about the procedure.
"That porn star is getting her bottom bleached so men won't know that she actually uses her arse for other things than getting spanked and fucked by 9 inch cocks."
by Stuart Fletcher February 14, 2005

WINSTON: "What do you think about the travelling issues concerning our holiday in the summer?"
JONES: "It is something to be discussed morrowforth."
WINSTON: "I wholeheartedly concur with the aforementioned hypothesis, sire."
JONES: "It is something to be discussed morrowforth."
WINSTON: "I wholeheartedly concur with the aforementioned hypothesis, sire."
by Stuart Fletcher January 13, 2006

<adjective/adverb>
1) Of clothing; Close fitting to the point of discomfort.
2) Of anything in general; Almost too small to fit something through.
3) Slang; Stylish
4) Slang; Not very generous
5) British slang; Mean or cruel (see also: Shady)
1) Of clothing; Close fitting to the point of discomfort.
2) Of anything in general; Almost too small to fit something through.
3) Slang; Stylish
4) Slang; Not very generous
5) British slang; Mean or cruel (see also: Shady)
1) "Christ, these jeans are way too tight."
2) "It was a tight squeeze, but I managed to get my car through his window."
3) "Man, that shit is TIGHT!"
4) "She is such a tight bitch with her money."
5) "Danny, stop kicking that rabbit, it's well tight."
2) "It was a tight squeeze, but I managed to get my car through his window."
3) "Man, that shit is TIGHT!"
4) "She is such a tight bitch with her money."
5) "Danny, stop kicking that rabbit, it's well tight."
by Stuart Fletcher January 13, 2005

Manchester.
Popular phrase amongst Mancunians and those in the surrounding vicinity. Not necessarily in praise or worship of the city, more in a mockery of the Bible in that:
"... and on the Sixth day, God created Man(chester)."
Popular phrase amongst Mancunians and those in the surrounding vicinity. Not necessarily in praise or worship of the city, more in a mockery of the Bible in that:
"... and on the Sixth day, God created Man(chester)."
"Hey Kyle, fancy a trip down to God's City next week? I want to nip in HMV and pickup a Nightwish album. Oh I do love Nightwish..."
"FL37CH 1Z TEH FO SHIZZLE"
"FL37CH 1Z TEH FO SHIZZLE"
by Stuart Fletcher November 1, 2004

1) Preposition; Above and touching a surface.
2) Adverb; Working, conducting their intended task.
3) Prefix; Continuously, continuing.
4) Slang Verb; To be menstruating.
2) Adverb; Working, conducting their intended task.
3) Prefix; Continuously, continuing.
4) Slang Verb; To be menstruating.
1) I was on your mother all night.
2) Your computer is currently on.
3) The project is ongoing.
4)
WOMAN: "I'm on at the minute. Fucking men, they're all bastards..."
2) Your computer is currently on.
3) The project is ongoing.
4)
WOMAN: "I'm on at the minute. Fucking men, they're all bastards..."
by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005

<Noun> Computer gaming slang.
A person who, during an internet computer game, kills or damages their team mates intentionally in order to either help the other team (to which they may also be referred to as 'spies') or just to be a cock sucker and/or n00b.
May be abbreviated to TK'er.
A person who, during an internet computer game, kills or damages their team mates intentionally in order to either help the other team (to which they may also be referred to as 'spies') or just to be a cock sucker and/or n00b.
May be abbreviated to TK'er.
by Stuart Fletcher November 2, 2004
