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butt dart champion

the act of being very, very gay whilst being very, very good at it.
yo, what's up with captain sequin shoes?

dunno, maybe he's a bit touched.

or maybe he's a little butt dart champion.
by stu in the zoo May 5, 2006
mugGet the butt dart championmug.

Dong Hider

one who likes to makes dicks disappear. a magician of sorts who makes penises vanish in strange places like his mouth or butt.
"like.... holy crap, justin timerlake is so hot. i could totally go Dong Hider on him."

"yeah, too bad Gay Tee only sleeps with straight dudes."
by stu in the zoo February 11, 2008
mugGet the Dong Hidermug.

liberace

1- non-hetero screwball piano player with a knack for dressing like a clown.

2- anyone who buck's up and goes through life happy despite the fact that everything around them is shit (like being a non-hetero screwball piano player with a knack for dressing like a clown).
"hey timmy, you look down. you okay, girl?"

"yeah, i hooked up with this dude from my youth group last night. he was tossing my salad and i accidentally shit on him."

"yikes!"

"yeah, my life is shit but i'm gonna 'liberace' it anyway."

"way to think happy thoughts, timmy."
by stu in the zoo May 12, 2007
mugGet the liberacemug.

shoe

"yo benji, i hope your little sister is on some sort of birth control because i banged her the other night and left a mess in her shoe".

"cool"
by stu in the zoo January 21, 2007
mugGet the shoemug.

Fagtastic

a one-night chain of events that has you...

1) realizing you might be gay.
2) "receiving" some anal sex and absolutely loving it.
dang, what's up with you wearing all that abercrombie gear?

i met this guy at church camp last night. we went back to my place and he was FAGTASTIC!

later.
by stu in the zoo February 15, 2008
mugGet the Fagtasticmug.

fagsicle

the act of having a gay man propped on a stick or other suitable prop.
that faggity ass bitch ran his mouth so fucking much i hads to use lil' rico to make a fagsicle out of his ass.
by stu in the zoo May 5, 2006
mugGet the fagsiclemug.

Fagnutz

a person who is comfortable in the worst situations... like on a guys chin or bouncing off big mo's taint.
"hey, you guys should come over to my dorm tonight and listen to the new bravery disc and drink coors light."

"shut the fuck up, fagnutz"
by stu in the zoo February 11, 2008
mugGet the Fagnutzmug.

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