stu in the zoo's definitions

fagsicle

the act of having a gay man propped on a stick or other suitable prop.

that faggity ass bitch ran his mouth so fucking much i hads to use lil' rico to make a fagsicle out of his ass.

by stu in the zoo May 5, 2006

butt dart champion

the act of being very, very gay whilst being very, very good at it.

yo, what's up with captain sequin shoes?

dunno, maybe he's a bit touched.

or maybe he's a little butt dart champion.

by stu in the zoo May 5, 2006

shocker

one who shoots fire from his penis if for no other reason than immortal super powers explained or otherwise. one who shoots electrical current from his penis for reason tied to and not tied to use of barbiturates in conjunction with pabst blue ribbon. one who can jump start a diesel front end loader with his penis.

yo, dude give yer girl the shocker?

eff no, dude IS the shocker.

by stu in the zoo May 5, 2006

DAP

Acronym: Dogged A Prostitute

to acquire the services of a prostitute, introduce her to mind-altering chemicals then letting your canine buddy have a crack at her.

"damn man, there's that strung out sterno whore i dap'd last night. my black lab otis and a couple sniffs of ether and she'll never be the same."

by stu in the zoo January 21, 2007

shoe

or "shu"

vagina. not to be confused with "brown shu"

"yo benji, i hope your little sister is on some sort of birth control because i banged her the other night and left a mess in her shoe".

"cool"

by stu in the zoo January 21, 2007

bro down

verb - to get wit (in a non sexual way).

to hang one-on-one with someone, burn copius amounts of weed, do pills, homemade drugs, abuse chemicals found at most wal-marts and listen to jay z (for effect).

"yo, deng, check that tite faux-naggah with thems sweet-ass reeboks he touches up with white spray paint.... think i'n gonna see if he gotz any crunk snort and wantsta bro down."

"shit dung heezah, them aint reeboks"

by stu in the zoo January 21, 2007

srt-4

slang. recently became the official replacement for "polish a turd" in the ever popular phrase "you can't polish a turd".

while you still can't srt-4 a turd, many think that by paying the hourly goons at ye olde dodge factory to glue a turbo-charger to a silly dodge neon engine it will in fact create a glossy finish on a piece of feces. the car is intended for bedwetters and dog dick rubbers who can't afford a real car like a honda s2000, bmw m-series or acura tl type-s or aren't smart enough to properly affix a turbo-charger to a car that isn't already named "neon". the srt-4 phenomenon is basically the same as the 1980's dodge goons putting a faux-leather, glue on top(attempting to look like a convertible) to a dodge aries k-car and calling it a chrysler lebaron. again, this car was very popular with the recently gay but familiar with broke crowd.

"wowie zowie leroy, that white girl you are courting is one seriously ugly girl."

"don't sweat is mister anderson, my sistah works at glamour shots and this saturday we gonna srt-4 her up."

"gee leroy, that's swell. </vomits>"

by stu in the zoo January 21, 2007