1 definition by straightupgrace
Marlee is the biggest attention whore you will ever meet. She always expects everything to be about her. She doesn't care at all about her friend's problems but immediately expects them to be there when she needs them. She also does not take relationships seriously and will literally date anyone who asks her to date them, even if she has no feelings for them. She is also incapable of ending a relationship, no matter how unhappy it makes her. When you call her out on her bullshit, she just tells you that you are attacking her. She will ghost her friends at the drop of a hat, and feel no guilt about it.
Person: I told the guy I like how I feel, and he doesn't feel the same way. I'm kind of upset about it.
Marlee: There are bigger problems in the world than your hurt feelings.
Marlee: Omg my boyfriend said another girl has a better butt than me, I've literally never been so upset in my entire life.
Person: Have you tried talking to him about it?
Marlee: Yes, he doesn't care!
Person: Maybe you should break up with him.
Marlee: What the fuck? Why don't you care that for once in my life I'm actually happy? You're the worst friend in the world. No wonder you can't get a guy.
Marlee: There are bigger problems in the world than your hurt feelings.
Marlee: Omg my boyfriend said another girl has a better butt than me, I've literally never been so upset in my entire life.
Person: Have you tried talking to him about it?
Marlee: Yes, he doesn't care!
Person: Maybe you should break up with him.
Marlee: What the fuck? Why don't you care that for once in my life I'm actually happy? You're the worst friend in the world. No wonder you can't get a guy.
by straightupgrace September 3, 2017