Definitions by stop4fire

ashley 

To make a total fuck up!
Noun: Slang
Origin: Mike Ashley (Owner, Newcastle United FC)

1. One who acts carelessly or foolishly; A complete cock end!
2. A blunder; a bungle; A disaster of Biblical proportions.

He's made a right fu*kin Ashley of that!

ashley by stop4fire June 22, 2009