stinky's definitions

Douche Helmet

An oversized fitted baseball hat with no bend in the brim worn to the side by African-American males or white buffoons.

Tarik wore his best douche helmet last Friday night to compliment his XXXL white t-shirt.

by Stinky July 21, 2004

Turd Burgular

When you're forced to take a dump in a public restroom and you're just about to drop the bomb, when someone comes into the bathroom and tries to open the stall you're in! This cases the shit coming out your ass to suck back in and your meaty dump to be interrupted.

Man, I was taking a dump when this Turd Burgular came in and messed it up.

by stinky April 7, 2004

Nurse Rage

The reaction of a male nurse after twelve hours of tending to the care of filthy minorities.

Joe had the worst case of nurse rage after a 5'1" Latino man called him bald.

by stinky July 22, 2004

The Muffin Man

A man who makes muffins and gives them to all of the people to whom he feels worthy enough. A song was written about him.

Blueberry, chocolate chip, and many more.

by Stinky July 19, 2003

Rust

Residue stuck to the base of the penis and testicles after intercourse with a girl on her period.

After banging Erin's bloody cooch, Jon looked down and noticed rust on his junk.

by Stinky July 21, 2004

jizzbrain

when gay men shove dicks in each others ear so much that jizz comes in contact with the brain

mike has jizzbrain

by stinky May 27, 2003

Whore Denial

A term to describe a woman who cannot accept the fact that she is a filthy cunt whore.

I knew Jill was in whore denial when she told me, "I rarely do this" as she shoved my cock in her ass.

by stinky July 30, 2004