stinky's definitions

The Muffin Man

A man who makes muffins and gives them to all of the people to whom he feels worthy enough. A song was written about him.

Blueberry, chocolate chip, and many more.

by Stinky July 19, 2003

Whore Denial

A term to describe a woman who cannot accept the fact that she is a filthy cunt whore.

I knew Jill was in whore denial when she told me, "I rarely do this" as she shoved my cock in her ass.

by stinky July 30, 2004

jizzbrain

when gay men shove dicks in each others ear so much that jizz comes in contact with the brain

mike has jizzbrain

by stinky May 27, 2003

Douche Helmet

An oversized fitted baseball hat with no bend in the brim worn to the side by African-American males or white buffoons.

Tarik wore his best douche helmet last Friday night to compliment his XXXL white t-shirt.

by Stinky July 21, 2004

party

An oblique way to refer to cocaine use. Often used to determine whether or not someone else is a user or whether or not someone might want to buy or try cocaine. To avoid further solicitation, someone being asked if he or she "parties" should answer "not anymore" rather than simply "no."

Bobby: Do you party?
Susie: No.
Bobby: Wanna try?

by Stinky February 28, 2005

Douche Wagon

A small four-cylinder vehicle (i.e. Honda Civic) usually painted yellow, pink, or purple and driven by a 5'5" jackass. The wagon usually has a large wing on the back, white rims, and an annoying loud muffler.

Chuck felt like he was like Fast and The Furious as he rolled through Philly in his douche wagon.

by stinky July 26, 2004

Turd Burgular

When you're forced to take a dump in a public restroom and you're just about to drop the bomb, when someone comes into the bathroom and tries to open the stall you're in! This cases the shit coming out your ass to suck back in and your meaty dump to be interrupted.

Man, I was taking a dump when this Turd Burgular came in and messed it up.

by stinky April 7, 2004