1 definition by stephonworshiper134

who ever is in possession of this name is the most handsome man In mankind, people with this name are so hot that girls fall to their knees squirting screaming his name. Stephons are also known to be the only humans to have a bigger dick than johns which is quite rare. they are amazing at fucking bitches and tend to attract snow bunnies and Latinas, and when a Stephon falls in love they are the most loyalist men to ever exist. so if you ever encounter a Stephon you should bow to their almighty power and hopefully you understand how much of lowly being you are compared to Stephon aka our god.
Kevin: IS THAT STEPHON??? *bows instantly*

Stephon : glad to see a lowly human know his place
Kevin: yes god
Megan: oh my god!!!!!
by stephonworshiper134 February 17, 2023
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