20 grades in total for wanking after you do one grade you have to wait another day from trying the next
G5= 10 mins
G14= 5 hours
G20= For the rest of your life.
If you fail grade 20 you cant try again
I MADE IT UP BUT YOU CAN TRY IF YOU WANT.
Stephen= Hey dude i completed grade 19 yesterday.
Sam= But you were at school, how did you do that?
Stephen= I automatically wank in my pants, 3 years, the only way i can be stopped if i get hit in the bulls.
Sam= Im grade 18
Both= I LOVE WANKING GRADES.
Jack= You guys talking about Wanking grades
Both= Go away jack
1= You have 2 side your petals wither and thrithe (happy,sad) And in darkness you die sunlight you grow.
2= You cheat.
1= Stephen: Im a flower.
2= Sam: Im a flower
Andrew:why did you cheat on me?!
Sam:Coz ur fat and ugly and ANNOYING.
A roadside diner strained all over england, before heston blumenthal took it over it was a shithole with shit food and in fucking financial ruin, but there are only two fucking shops with the new food one in fucking sheffield i think and one in a shitty village called popham near basingstoke near southampton but southampton has noooothing to do with basingstoke or the portsmouth fuckers.
Erik: Little chef is good now that heston took over.
Eriks dad: Fuck off small fry get a dick and some pubes.
When you get fluff and fabrics from your under wear on your penis and you celan it in the shower and a minute later its back! It wont go away!!!
Mark: Hey jane, i got some penis fluff.
(JK the poofter intervenes)
JK:Want me to suck it off for you????
A tie that goes under your shirt and out, if you wear a jumper over your shirt and tie and your tie hangs below your jumper its a tie penis, most common with yr 7s in fact i can pick 7 a day.
Ah for god sake nich you have a tie penis!!!
Pronounced Sue-un, it is either a= Someone who likes their own posts or status's and no-one comments on them.
B= Someone who spends their life on facebook but only has like 44 friends XD.
Steve= Went to school today XD.
Steve likes this
John, fuck off steve your A Suann.
Jane= oo farmville
Jon= You spend your life on facebook but only have 12 friends, YOU SU-ANN.