6 definitions by stephencame2ndinthewankingcomp
Pronounced Sue-un, it is either a= Someone who likes their own posts or status's and no-one comments on them.
B= Someone who spends their life on facebook but only has like 44 friends XD.
B= Someone who spends their life on facebook but only has like 44 friends XD.
Steve= Went to school today XD.
Steve likes this
John, fuck off steve your A Suann.
Jane= oo farmville
Jon= You spend your life on facebook but only have 12 friends, YOU SU-ANN.
Steve likes this
John, fuck off steve your A Suann.
Jane= oo farmville
Jon= You spend your life on facebook but only have 12 friends, YOU SU-ANN.
by stephencame2ndinthewankingcomp January 3, 2010
Wanking grades
20 grades in total for wanking after you do one grade you have to wait another day from trying the next
G1=30 seconds
G2=2 mins
G3=4 mins
G4=5 mins
G5= 10 mins
G6=20 mins
G7=30 mins
G8=40 mins
G9=50 mins
G10=1 hour
G11=2 hours
G12=3 hours
G13=4 hours
G14= 5 hours
G15=1 day
G16=1 week
G17=1 month
G18=1 year
G19=3 years
G20= For the rest of your life.
If you fail grade 20 you cant try again
I MADE IT UP BUT YOU CAN TRY IF YOU WANT.
20 grades in total for wanking after you do one grade you have to wait another day from trying the next
G1=30 seconds
G2=2 mins
G3=4 mins
G4=5 mins
G5= 10 mins
G6=20 mins
G7=30 mins
G8=40 mins
G9=50 mins
G10=1 hour
G11=2 hours
G12=3 hours
G13=4 hours
G14= 5 hours
G15=1 day
G16=1 week
G17=1 month
G18=1 year
G19=3 years
G20= For the rest of your life.
If you fail grade 20 you cant try again
I MADE IT UP BUT YOU CAN TRY IF YOU WANT.
Stephen= Hey dude i completed grade 19 yesterday.
Sam= But you were at school, how did you do that?
Stephen= I automatically wank in my pants, 3 years, the only way i can be stopped if i get hit in the bulls.
Sam= Im grade 18
Both= I LOVE WANKING GRADES.
Jack= You guys talking about Wanking grades
Both= Go away jack
Sam= But you were at school, how did you do that?
Stephen= I automatically wank in my pants, 3 years, the only way i can be stopped if i get hit in the bulls.
Sam= Im grade 18
Both= I LOVE WANKING GRADES.
Jack= You guys talking about Wanking grades
Both= Go away jack
by stephencame2ndinthewankingcomp December 1, 2009
1= You have 2 side your petals wither and thrithe (happy,sad) And in darkness you die sunlight you grow.
2= You cheat.
2= You cheat.
1= Stephen: Im a flower.
2= Sam: Im a flower
Andrew:why did you cheat on me?!
Sam:Coz ur fat and ugly and ANNOYING.
2= Sam: Im a flower
Andrew:why did you cheat on me?!
Sam:Coz ur fat and ugly and ANNOYING.
by stephencame2ndinthewankingcomp December 11, 2009
A roadside diner strained all over england, before heston blumenthal took it over it was a shithole with shit food and in fucking financial ruin, but there are only two fucking shops with the new food one in fucking sheffield i think and one in a shitty village called popham near basingstoke near southampton but southampton has noooothing to do with basingstoke or the portsmouth fuckers.
Erik: Little chef is good now that heston took over.
Eriks dad: Fuck off small fry get a dick and some pubes.
Eriks dad: Fuck off small fry get a dick and some pubes.
by stephencame2ndinthewankingcomp December 29, 2010
A tie that goes under your shirt and out, if you wear a jumper over your shirt and tie and your tie hangs below your jumper its a tie penis, most common with yr 7s in fact i can pick 7 a day.
by stephencame2ndinthewankingcomp January 15, 2010
When you get fluff and fabrics from your under wear on your penis and you celan it in the shower and a minute later its back! It wont go away!!!
Mark: Hey jane, i got some penis fluff.
(JK the poofter intervenes)
JK:Want me to suck it off for you????
(JK the poofter intervenes)
JK:Want me to suck it off for you????
by stephencame2ndinthewankingcomp December 29, 2010