20 grades in total for wanking after you do one grade you have to wait another day from trying the next
G5= 10 mins
G14= 5 hours
G20= For the rest of your life.
If you fail grade 20 you cant try again
I MADE IT UP BUT YOU CAN TRY IF YOU WANT.
Stephen= Hey dude i completed grade 19 yesterday.
Sam= But you were at school, how did you do that?
Stephen= I automatically wank in my pants, 3 years, the only way i can be stopped if i get hit in the bulls.
Sam= Im grade 18
Both= I LOVE WANKING GRADES.
Jack= You guys talking about Wanking grades
Both= Go away jack
A roadside diner strained all over england, before heston blumenthal took it over it was a shithole with shit food and in fucking financial ruin, but there are only two fucking shops with the new food one in fucking sheffield i think and one in a shitty village called popham near basingstoke near southampton but southampton has noooothing to do with basingstoke or the portsmouth fuckers.
Erik: Little chef is good now that heston took over.
Eriks dad: Fuck off small fry get a dick and some pubes.