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1 definition by stefashoniqua

A flu that makes you attracted to morbidly obese men, usually homosexual, and named Cipriano.
Example 1:
Girl One: Man, I got the swine flu.
Girl Two: You slept with Mr. Mendez?!

Example 2:
Girl One: I've got the swine flu, I'm so horny!
Cipriano Mendez: HERE I AM!
by stefashoniqua May 01, 2009