2 definitions by stefan the boy wonder

smurf

To wake up someone who is sleeping by whacking them across the face with your penis.

Jerimiah: On look Bethshoz is sleeping, won't it be funny if i smurf him.

by stefan the boy wonder March 2, 2004

guybrush threepwood

a.k.a matt hatjiosif

me: hello guybrush threepwood

by stefan the boy wonder March 4, 2004