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Correction:
"were" or rather WHERE all the piles of sad failure of Ooltewah (see definition for Ooltewah) that were begat by failure meth-addicted whore mothers go to try and "LEARN ME UH BOOK" for "GRATER EDUMACATION" so that we can continue the countries downward spiral and let them "GRADUMICATE" with some of the worlds lowest educational standards.

Being "HOTT" has nothing to do with this.
Ooltewah High School, where undereducated redneck meth-babies go to try and learn a simple skill to try and survive and be a productive member of society.
by static-inferno March 12, 2010

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Correction: Ooltewah is a podunk little wide place in the middle of I-75 in the arm pit between Cleveland and Chattanooga. (this place is so small you can think of it as the reject part of chattanooga.)
The cops are crooked, there are trailer parks everywhere, the drug of choice is meth.
By the cops are crooked I mean most of them think they are hardcore B.A.M.F. but in reality most of them would shit in a REAL situation.

Most of the general life forms here use a very slang form of the english language which pretty much no one but them understand.
NEVER STOP TO EAT IN OOLTEWAH! YOU WILL SHIT FOR DAYS!
All in all if you would like to miss the exit for this forgotten part of the world you could simply blink and forget it ever happened.
guy 1: Man I'm starved. Can we stop here and get something to eat?

guy 2: Are you shittin' me? This is Ooltewah! If you would like food poisoning and the inability to stop shitting for days then we can stop but you can count me out!
by Static-inferno March 12, 2010

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