A student at DES (Davidsonville Elementary School). Everyone in Davidsonville, Maryland, either is a Gator, or their son or daughter is a Gator. The greatest school/students/teachers ever. Every Gator knows every Gator.
Boy: Hey, you must be new in town.
Girl: Yeah, how could you tell?
Boy: We're about the same age, and I don't remember you from elementary school.
Girl: Wow. You must have a really good memory.
Boy: *stares* Uh, no. I'm a Davidsonville Gator.